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10/22/2015 4:46:54 AM
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Farewell Offtopic! How Much Will You Miss Me? (post goodbye love!)

Will Miss You Bro!

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Peaches! We Will Make You a Poll Penis!

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Good Riddance!

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Farewell Everyone! I know. This is hard for you. But remember: not all tears are an evil. I am leaving. Leave me some heartfelt Offtopic love: pics, notes, gifs. Basically anything you feel will heal this separation process. And in a month or so, I will be back! It will pick up my spirits when I return! Goodbye guys!

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  • >be 10 >playing Pokemon on shitter before school >bus comes outside >I still haven't wiped >mom yells I have to go >have horrible poison ivy on crotch >pour a bunch of cream on penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >girl I like sits next to me >asks me if I've ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >she starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, Making me look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my Fannie pack to grab some Kleenexes >my spaghetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >realize I forgot to wipe my ass >whole entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti >bus gets to school >try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >it's penis inspection day >my name is Alan aardvark >I have to go first >nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I rufuse >she wrestles me down, and gets a microscope real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile scream on top of my lungs >she unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out >she pukes on my dick >gets expelled

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