*Crota talking to his dad over the phone*
Oryx: "Are you sure your throne world is secure son?"
Crota:"Yeah dad I've got it covered"
Oryx: "Ok just be wary about those guardians"
Crota: "Oh we've had a breach hold that thought oh god is that...cheese on my bridge?"
Oryx: "Son get out of there now!"
*In the background Crota can be heard fighting guardians*
Crota: Oh God not cheddar PLEASE NO ARRRGHHHH *Crota screams as he has cheese pushed up his ass and down his throat*
*XxX420mlgXxX picks up phone*
XxX 420mlgXxX: You're nxt m8 u btr git gud scrub.