*Crota talking to his dad over the phone* Oryx: "Are you sure your throne world is secure son?" Crota:"Yeah dad I've got it covered" Oryx: "Ok just be wary about those guardians" Crota: "Oh we've had a breach hold that thought oh god is that...cheese on my bridge?" Oryx: "Son get out of there now!" *In the background Crota can be heard fighting guardians* Crota: Oh God not cheddar PLEASE NO ARRRGHHHH *Crota screams as he has cheese pushed up his ass and down his throat* *XxX420mlgXxX picks up phone* XxX 420mlgXxX: You're nxt m8 u btr git gud scrub.