There is nothing satirical about this post whatsoever.
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You should go back to school little one. There are 3 satirical parts to this post. Sorry you're not as smart as you think you are :( or you're too new to destiny to actually understand.
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Guarantee I'm older and smarter than you. That's fact. I've been playing destiny since alpha. That's fact. There is zero satire in the original post, that is fact.
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He thinks spelling satire vertically using the poll is smart.
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It just amazes me on these forums how everyone thinks satire just means attempted humour. It actually pisses me off quite a lot, but it probably shouldn't.
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Nope, it was clever, not smart. That has nothing to do with the satire in the post or poll. Try again.
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congradz i've also been playing since alpha, not that it had anything to do with you commenting about how your "smarter" self cant comprehend satirical posts for everything in them but good try.