Jaren ward is pretty awesome imo

Saint-14

Kabr and saint 14

Saint f*cking 14. He headbutted a Kell to death.

Considering Toland learned how to sing the Deathsingers song it might be him. Then you also have Jaren Ward who took down 8 or 9 guys who surrounded him within the blink of an eye with last word

It started out as a joke. My friends had joked about it - even egged each other on to try it. We all laughed at the concept. -blam!-ing a bowl of cheerios? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine. The initial roughness in texture. The cold milk shrinking my erect PENIS. "What joy could there be in that?" I thought to myself. After a few weeks nobody brought it up anymore. We'd moved on to different jokes and catch phrases as most groups do. They weren't as funny, but they definitely weren't as weird. We did the usual things and Friday was drinking day. By 2:00 am all four of us were plastered. Jake let out a long sigh after pounding another shot of SoCo and Kevin was loudly snoring on the couch. After a twenty minutes or so it was just Steve and I alone left finishing off our remaining beers. "Dude hold on," Steve smiled. "What's up man?" I said in my drunken stupor. Steve sloshed his way over to his refridgerator and removed a gleaming white bowl from the fridge. I instantly knew what it was. "What the shit -blam!- is that Steve?" I asked "-blam!-in Cheerios man. You should -blam!- them!" He seemed excited. "Dude it was just a joke. Don't tell me you…" I was cut off. "Naw dude I didn't -blam!- no cheerios. But I will bet you $50 you won't do it." I had my excuse. "Fine -blam!-er I'll do it." I was becoming erect already. "How will I know you did it, huh?" I froze up. My erection started to die. "Is this some elaborate ploy for you to see my -blam!-ing dick, bro?" I shouted, nearly waking our sleeping companions. "Nah dude I just don't want any -blam!-ing cheating, man. I got $50 on this shit." "Fine, I'll do it with my back to you and just stick my dick out through my fly." I was erect again. We both went silent. I carefully walked to the corner of the room and looked down upon the soggy mash of Cheerios awaiting my erect cock. They were Honey Nut. Without waiting I plunged my eager tool deep into the bowl. The milk washed upon my swollen testicles as they dipped into the soft contents of the bowl. I thrusted gently and realized how the cheerios seemed to react to the shape of my member. The bowl was deeper than I expected. I heard crys of laughter coming from Steve but I kept going. I wave of white anticipation struck me as my PENIS grew stiffer and my balls rumbled with an all to familiar feeling. I came. I came into that honey nut flavored bowl of beaten cheerios. My semen mixed flawlessy into the color of the bowl. My knees went weak. My breathing hastened. "I -blam!-ing love cheerios," I said with a smile. Three days had past since my first cheerio-man encounter. I had since then started experimenting with different things. I tried chocolate milk, but it the whole experience just felt… interracial. I tried adding sugar as well but the clean up became a hassle. Finally I settled on bananas. They were the missing part of the equation. The cheerio inspired orgasms had doubled in strength, but my roommates were growing suspicious. I had never ate cheerios in the two years we'd lived together and now I was going through a box per day. And nobody had ever seen me eat a bowl. I knew I had to be careful. I called Steve to to joke about it a few days after it had happened and he didn't remember. I lost $50 but gained an experience that can only be equated with touching God. It was a fair trade. With Steve out of the way I felt a little more relaxed. "But not as relaxed as I could be," I whispered quietly to myself. A grin formed on my face as I slowly exited my room and made my way down the stairs. Only my roommate Lynn was home. She was gorgeous, but I had no time for girls. I had cheerios.

[quote] So everyone knows this little show for kids called My Little Pony, well, let me tell you how my daughter and I stopped watching this show forever... So, my daughter loves My little Pony, I watched it with her and it's quite a cool series, seems like a funny kids show and not exaggerated with the girly things. When they announced a movie of it, she got really excited and wanted to watch it. So, as her mom, I couldn't just let her go by herself, she's not old enough to be alone, so I thought I'd take the chance to go with her. So it's the day, the movie is now in theaters and we set sail and go, but when we got there, I get quite surprised. I expected other moms with their adorable daughters, using their little MLP toys and their schoolbags with a figure of a kids show, or the occasional dad that has to watch a movie because the mom told her so. Instead... we saw a lot more guys with really weird looking faces, questionable hair styles, some of them had some My Little Pony T-shirts, accessories and a lot of them had the Applejack T-shirt, the cowgirl pony... It was just really uncanny for me and my daughter took a bit to realize that. Well, that didn't stop my daughter to want to watch the movie, my daughter begged me for it so I we watched it anyways. When we get inside the theater, most of the people there were guys... In fact, I think everyone that moment were guys and only my daughter and I were the females, as far as I could tell. It was really awkward being there; the place had a not so pleasant smell, a lot of guys also behaved strange, because when something funny happened, all of the guys started saying "Oh my god I love you Twilight", and some of them were making high pitched noises like "D'aaaaawwww" and most just were saying "Aaaah Fluttershy you're so cute!". It wasn't really that bad though. It was somewhat tolerable, but it took around 30 mins for both me and my daughter to get used to them, after that, my daughter started to enjoy the movie and me too. But then.... The moment Applejack appears on screen and starts making her loud noises. Everyone on the theater went silent. It was really weird and sudden. My daughter and I became dumbstruck with apprehension. Then, all of a sudden I heard the wave of unzipping pants. And all of them raised their hands and suddenly, unzipped their pants and started masturbating to Applejack. We got really scared, suddenly the whole theater has guys that are making moanings and some of them orgasming already and some were yelling Applejack's name as they came, my daughter was confused and I told her to cover her ears and I would cover her eyes; we had to leave as soon as possible. We managed to get past a few guys jacking off and some of their cum got on clothes, I ignored this, I had to leave. But then... In less than 5 minutes, they all start orgasming and then the whole place starts getting white, slimy and wet, they all start cumming and we got showered on their cum and juices, they didn't stop yelling "Applejaaaaaaaaaaaaaack" and just make the weirdest, highest pitched moans ever. It was the most disgusting and awful thing that happened to us, but there was no time to waste, we had to leave the place, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.. That was the day when we just stopped watching the show. We realized that that show wasn't made for kids anymore. My daughter doesn't even dare to watch that show anymore or hear anything about it and she seems to be confused at what all the people were doing, as for me, I think I'm afraid of My Little Pony's viewers and movie theaters. We don't watch that show anymore. No one should either. ­ ­­ ­ It's cursed.[/quote]

Pahanin The guy was so badass he witnessed Kabr's death The guy was so badass he made fun of other classes and no one gave a shit The guy was so badass he couldn't die until Dredgen took his light(what a pussy) The guy was so badass he could talk to his machine gun The guy was so badass he was called the best hunter to ever live