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5/18/2015 7:29:58 PM
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So today I was approached by jihadist recruiters
So I was walking around In badgertown and some infidel haters found my secret Atlantis portal to badger town and decided to try and recruit a level 667 summoner on their quest to kill Christians and they be like hey, you want to kill some infidels and get some virgins and I be like haha allah fags I have 2.2 billion virgins in my super olive virgin and I am more into killing the innocent. Then they be like what if the innocent are infidels. And then I be like but allah all he does is suck allah the wee wees and then they be like you can't disgrace Allah and then I be like fight so the rush me with a bunch of scimitars and then I summon a level 666 goliathin because I had one queued for quiet a while and I decided that Jesus was going to have to send an David battalion to stop the blood shed so the fags start trying to beg for mercy and then I tell them they have to duck my wee www to get off the hook so they submit but when they pull my zipper down a billion flesh eating maggots pour out of my pant like the water that poured out of the sky when that other God flooded the earth and then Allah sent a Syrian regiment to also stop my goliathin because I gave him holy pray resistance and the Angels were getting knocked the blam out so after about 2 hour 2 thousand innocent and a bunch of other fags are dead in badgertown so I had to cast flush all to cathulu to clean up my great city. And when cathulu got them he got on the ground and did the badgersaur
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1 AntwortenI would have joined bump if you would too i love jeehod.
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3 AntwortenFascinating... it's like it's trying to communicate...
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3 AntwortenInteresting... * sips hot chocolate *
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1 AntwortenSo this is what a retarded badger on LSD looks like *takes note*
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1 AntwortenDo you even swag bro?
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1 AntwortenDon't do drugs kids
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1 AntwortenYou're trying too hard to be edgy. Get fücked.
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3 AntwortenThis is why emblematic diatrons keep attempting to facilitate copious amounts of indignation towards plebeians. This pedantic façade will have deleterious implications on your ability to auto-procreate. The destiny that awaited you will now pass to another, the army of sentient hands will not come this day.
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6 Antwortenmind if I become a resident of badgertown? I'll do literally nothing and be a bum, with exception to when I have to steal to get things I want.
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5 Antwortenwhy is your gimmick a retarded badger?
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1 Antworten#ireadthetags
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1 AntwortenWhat did I just read...
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5 AntwortenWhat garbage.
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3 Antworten>Was expecting wee wee maggots >Is not dissappoint
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3 AntwortenAllahu akbar
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3 Antworten10/10 would definitely visit badgertown.
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3 AntwortenSo how were you not dead before?? There were flesh eating maggots in your trousers.
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1 AntwortenWow, hey man, are you okay? That seemed pretty rough. If you wanna talk about it, I'm here for ya. Don't let things like that get you down, okay?
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1 AntwortenQuality shitpost friend
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5 AntwortenStopped at super virgin olive gr8 b8 m8
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1 Antworten[quote]I be like haha allah fags I have 2.2 billion virgins in my super olive virgin and I am more into killing the innocent. Then they be like what if the innocent are infidels. And then I be like but allah all he does is suck allah the wee wees and then they be like you can't disgrace Allah[/quote] Lmfao 10/10 would laugh again
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3 AntwortenDear Sir/Madam, Recently I ordered 2 "I <3 Badgertown" T-Shirts from Badger Incorporated, and after 2 weeks they still have not arrived. According to your website, it should only take 4 days, and since I am a registered Badgermember, am part of the Badgertown Fan Club, and am part of the Badgertown Sports Association Board of Directors, I should be eligible for premium overnight shipping. Prior to this order, your customer service has been excellent and my satisfaction has been guaranteed, but this order must have been misplaced. Hopefully I cab receive my T-Shirts soon. Sincerely, Bob Heffinghibbles
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