Ladies, this guys is a jerk-face and you should pay no attention to him.
DTL accepts and cherishes ladies of all varieties. Even the non-sexy ones. So dump the zero and get with the hero.
Call me.
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Calm down man I just said hi...
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u jus jelly of mah mad playa skills, yo
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I'm so [i]moist[/i]
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Sorry. I would have turned off the sprinklers had I known you were stopping by.
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A bit of rigorous sexcersise can dry me off
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Sexcellent!
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*plays bill and teds excellent journey music*
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You hear that? That's the sound of undergarments hitting the floor.
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I thought it was an earthquake Jesus Christ.
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They must be pretty damn heavy. Well I mean if hyperobesity's your fetish, then...
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Ever held a wet towel? [i]Significantly[/i] heavier than a dry towel!
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Well I mean if you like incontinent women, then don't let me stop you; you go get 'em tiger ;)
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[quote]Well I mean if you like incontinent women, then don't let me stop you; you go get 'em tiger ;)[/quote]
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I don't even know, I just borked the app hardcore. Had to delete it and reinstall I borked it so bad.
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Since when did people stop saying "broken"...?
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Broken is sooo yesterday. Get with the times. [spoiler]Seriously though I just use "Bork" because I can.[/spoiler]
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aw yis