Here's what you do:
1. Take her to dinner.
2. Whilst eating, look deep into her eyes and lean forward.
3. Grab her dinner plate and bolt.
4. Track down and plow her best friend.
5. Change your name, move to Mexico, and become a bean farmer.
6. Occasionally smuggle cocaine for the Cartel.
Trust me bruh, works every time.
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60% of the time, it works every time
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^^^^ this
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