[u]How to safely and humanely tell your neighbour how you feel[/u]
Step 1: Wait until night.
Step 2: Sneak into neighbours house
Step 3: Stealth mode into his bed
Step 4: Sensuously caress him
Step 5: Embrace him, gently at first
Step 6: Slowly smother him to death
Step 7: Rip his arm off
Step 8: Use it to beat his children to death with a soggy end.
Step 9: Rejoice in your new-found exercise-related freedoms.
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You're demented hahaha
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I try.
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Holy shit! That escalated quickly.
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You know I fking love that picture. It just works so well
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You know when your on a motorcycle and you accelerate a little bit too fast so you have trouble holding on, so you accidentally pull back on the throttle and make things worse? That's about how fast this escalated
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This escalated faster than I wanted it to. :(
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You win this thread
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#OutHereInTheWildForMayor
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As my first official act of office, I declare people who discriminate against fat joggers enemies of the state.
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They shall be hunted and executed BY THE FAT JOGGERS THEY HATE UPON *walks off stage peace symbols in the air*