Nah, I bet Cortana's going to become a monitor or something.
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maybe
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Here's my new Halo Fan Fiction: [spoiler]The Chief removed his armor from his oily body as sat down contemplating about things. And then, the door slides open, to reveal a naked Cortano. Master Chef: Cartton, I thot u was kill. Catbox: When I ded, my sul went into Dr.Halsie, making her young agin. I now control her bodeh. Mister Check: Dat bady be spankin' Carrotcake: U want sum fuk? Master Cheese: But, Cortana, what about, the Covenant, and the, Didact? Crimsoncheeks: Do not worry my love, for they matter not. Corbulo embraces Master Chief's manhood. They sit there, together in eternal bliss, like peanut butter and mayonnaise.[/spoiler]
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I'm gonna make a fanfiction.net account and post this
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Edited by ChaosMetalMarty: 6/26/2014 3:32:35 AMStill more accurate than HaloFollower
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10/10 343 hire this man
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Edited by DE4THINC4RN4TE: 6/26/2014 2:48:47 AMRepooted 4 leeks.
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plz don't ban me
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[spoiler]nu[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No, actually it's "Ni."[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]nu[/spoiler]
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Step aside, Ghosts of Onyx, there's a new sheriff in town.