I'd say beer.
But American beer is like having sex in a canoe.
[spoiler]Anyone who can finish this joke wins.[/spoiler]
My first alcoholic drink was scotch.
I was fifteen.
Scotch is what I shall always drink, in order to remember fond times with my grandfather.
[spoiler]He's not dead, don't get on that boat.[/spoiler]
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Edited by SuspendedOfficer: 4/3/2014 2:38:06 AM[quote]American beer is like f[i]u[/i]cking in a canoe[/quote] [spoiler]It's f.ucking close to water?[/spoiler]
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You changed it. Which f[b]u[/b]cked it up. But you did get the punch-line right. So, you kind of win.