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9/24/2013 6:29:11 AM
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Badass shit you've done

Share bad ass things you've done, doesn't have to be "nerdy" as it were just cool shit you've done. A few days ago, I set up a thing in Fallout 3 for my friends and I where I was in the Talon Company base with 3 health and I played one handed while talking on the phone, eating french fries and even doing a speedpaint with the other hand, getting farther than both of them did using the usual two. And I also mind -blam!-ed them by guessing locations at random on Geo Guesser (the google map game where it shows a ground view of a location and you pick the location on a world map on the side) and getting most things almost exactly on the spot. At one point when the picture loaded I told my friend "Australia" he went to it on the world map and clicked on the a part of it then I told him "Up and to the left" to which he responded "-blam!- you" and guessed it, the exact location was up and to the left of where he clicked. Share your badass stories!

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  • That time I almost physically assaulted a black bear that was ripping apart my beehives, needless to say it ran, it ran fast.

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  • Kicked a cone into a road and caused a collision

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    • I want de sex

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    • Summer of 2010 myself and 5 other people climbed half-dome. We took the red route. Took us 3 days

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    • Edited by Dick VanDick: 10/5/2013 12:32:26 AM
      I've had fried ants with chocolate drizzeled on them.

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    • Eat a mushroom

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    • I ate processed food!!!

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    • Swapped the salt and sugar shakers around at a party.

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      • Mmm, couple of good times while playing paintball. Oklahoma D-Day (Worlds largest paintball game, bringing in more then two thousand a year) [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QipIVDIl8gE]One of the small games that happened during the start of the week long event.[/url] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyizmjTLKMI]Short video of a Commonwealth soldier. Warning loud music.[/url] Fun fact, in the first second of the main game, four thousand paintballs are fired, mostly from the Germans defending Sword, Omaha, and Utah beach from the infantry divisions assaulting them. Anyways, my story. So every year, I play with some good tough players in the Allie's most secret special ops unit (Brad Pitt.) We get to do all the cool shit, because technically we don't even exist in the actual game. So this includes riding in tanks, switching between teams for espionage, and other goodies. Anyways, one of my favorite times this year, was when we tricked an entire German unit (About 75-100 guys) to think there were allies in front of us, and we tricked them to lead the way as we followed behind them. (About 11 of us.) After about a minute we completely unload on them taking all of them out. What was funny was that, we were wearing our allied marks at the time, so they could (If they actually noticed.) look at us and tell we were allied. They thought we were German, because we were facing in the direction that Allied forces were coming from. We had a good laugh at them when they had to trek back to a dead box when we killed them. Another fun one was at the start of the game, unloading in a covered Deuce in a half right in the most populated city the Germans control at the start of the game. around 2-3 hundred Germans against our eleven and another unit's thirty. Not to mention that this got into serious urban warfare. killed a lot of them before they got us.

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        • I'm entered Disney's website... [i][b]Without[/b] my parent's permission![/i]

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          • Pakour and fu.cking my sister

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            • This one banged 6 Asari babes... At the same time. With 6 different tentacles.

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              • well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney channel asked me get my parents permission before going on their website I still went on anyway.

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                • Edited by Guardian: 10/1/2013 11:59:03 PM
                  My Economics class is in the process of throwing our teacher under the bus. The [i]vice principal[/i] came in on Friday to observe his teaching ethic, and ended up calling a student into the office for an interview on what he thinks about the teacher. I know it's mean, but so is the guy teaching the class. Not to mention that we have to use common sense when quizzing and testing, since half of what's on the material are things we haven't even come across in class. I should mention that he nearly [i]assaulted[/i] a student for having his phone out in the first two minutes of class. Obviously, we're high schoolers, but [i]attacking a student[/i] is taking things too far, especially since the kid's not much of a problem.

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                  • Edited by Jailbot: 9/25/2013 6:42:25 PM
                    Was at a Paintball "big game" two years ago. These events draw 400+ people together on a regular basis and are super fun. This one in particular happens twice annually and we were at the first of the two. With so many players, tempers always flare and hilarity ensues. Gun-fighting in the woods, I roll up over a hill and shoot a player while simultaneously being shot by another. As the player I shot walks away, I put my gun down and start to do the same when the player who shot me goes crazy. He starts yelling about how I played on after he had shot me and was starting to walk toward me asking if I wanted "to go." I gladly accepted. He starts charging up the hill after me as I shoot him no less than 50 times. He proceeds to run away. I then grabbed a ref, and told him I shot the player multiple times but he wouldn't get out. Ref goes running after him, tells the player to go back to the home base to "respawn." At this point, the player goes batshit crazy and starts screaming at the ref, which attracts the attention of others. He shoots the ref that I sent after him and is promptly kicked out of the game. [u]Word of the wise[/u]: Don't roll up on a highly experienced tournament paintball player and expect to have a fist fight when he still has his gun in hand.

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                    • I wrote with my left hand and failed my finals

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                    • >dodgeball at school >my team full of mostly nerds >other team mostly popular bullying alpha males >thought they would take us down easy >take out rest of my team >last man standing >dodging like a pro >take out the three ringleaders >lasts for like 5 minutes before get hit in arm >every cheering me including hot girls >feelgoodman

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                      • I took a pretty badass shit this morning.

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                      • I fapped to OP.

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                      • When I was in my high school electronics class I built my door alarm "wrong" in such a way that it would kill anyone who tried to open the door with both hands.

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                        • I drove a car on the wrong side of the road.

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                        • This one preached about the Enkindlers in the presidium... [i]Without an evangelical permit...[/i] [spoiler][i]... In front of a lolC-Sec officer[/i][/spoiler]

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                        • I begged an insecure fat chick for nudes. [spoiler]i [i]got[/i] them. Heh[/spoiler]

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                          • This one time I put on my sunglasses and turned away from an explosion - cool guys don't look at explosions.

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                          • Well, this weekend I spent at a local Army Base teaching AFROTC Cadets base defense procedures which eventually culminated into a night exercise where we constantly attacked their base for around 5 hours. That was pretty badass.

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                          • This one time, i clicked "i have read and agree to the terms and conditions". But i hadn't read them. Oh yeah, im just that hardcore

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