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As a Titan, it is hard to face a fellow lifter such as the Cabal. But when it comes down to it you gotta do what you gotta do. I would start off by stealing all of their food as to take away their gainz. Furthermore I would steal all the plates and leave them with nothing but 2.5's, ellipticals and treadmills. This would effectively turn them into cardio bunnies that we can befriend and use as pets.
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how bout keep them up all night with noises and blitz attacks , then retreating into hiding and doing over and over, by daybreak they will be emotionally and physically exhausted , allowing you to pick them off one by one by one, starting with the weakest and most tired ....
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You guys crack me up
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Which means you won't be sleeping either and probably spending more energy trying to keep them up o_o
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well if you have your team one can always rest in shifts while one or two go out and torment the cabal . the point is its a valid military strategy .
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I'd prefer to just eat all their protein and leave them with nothing but potato chips.
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too late , i already took their potato chips , why you ask? .....because im evil like that...
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They are going to be FURIOUS.
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they can do something about it, but it wont matter much after i put one right between their molemen eyes...
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Well once we steal their gainz they will go into catabolic rage. They will desperately scourge the vast deserts looking for their next source of protein. We will make traps out of chipotle burritos, sticks, and cardboard boxes. Simple tactic yet effective. They will go for the burrito as any other lifter would, however their catabolic rage blinds them from the trap and once they're in there they cannot get out.
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or we could just kill them and avoid wasting food , there are kids starving in the last city ya know and here your going to use as bait for cabal's .....shame on you.
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I'm selfish and don't want to lose my gainz ;(
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Or you could just attack them after their leg day.
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Lmfao I like the way you think.