A unfamiliar human steps into the bar, he heads to the closest booth and sits down
English
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Blaze quickly puts on sunglasses and walks up. “Uh.....hello.”
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*the man removes his hat and pulls out a box* I don’t have much time to explain, other than it’s me, budgie, I’m currently going through a freak time paradox thing with my regenerator, and Everytime I die I change my form... So could you get your strongest glass of arsenic? I ran out back at home...
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“....wait what?!”
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Not going to get into any further detail, you can dispose of this flesh prison out back or harvest the organs for the OKF.... I need to get back to my original body...
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“Jeez.....this is weird.”
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“Yup, I have been a budgie for 8 years, and after a glitch I’m back human, I DONT KNOW HOW TO HUMAN ANYMORE!!!” “So how are you doing?”
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“I’m....good.”
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Good... alright! Now, about that arsenic...
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“Oh uh....why do you need it?”
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I’m going to release me from this body, DUH I have my machine properly working so once I die I go back to normal..l
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“Hopefully you will....”
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Alright! Bottoms up! *human budgie drinks a glass* Welp, see ya later blaze! *falls out of his seat and hits head on ground*
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Blaze winces. “Ow.”
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*gargiling sounds*