*Loot and Felicia walk in, she's holding his right hand, and his left arm is missing*
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*Approaches before noticing the missing arm.* WHOA WHAT THE F---?!?!
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*Loot to you* ... Hi there! What's your name?...
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Don't have one, I just go by vessel. Say, you want me to get a medic in here to check out that little issue of yours?
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... What issue?...
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The missing arm.
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*Loot looks down at his left shoulder* ... Oh that. No it's fine. It'll be fixed in a week or so...
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*tilts head slightly out of confusion.* ok then, usually people take lost limbs a lot more seriously.
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... Well I can't be too upset, it's happened more than a few times, my sister's cat is a little wild when it gets out...
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Her cat can do damage like that?!?!
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... Well it is taller than I am...
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So what happened this time then?
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... Oh she just got out and was running around making a mess so I had to go out and help take her back home, and she bit off my arm in the process...
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[To Felicia] anything to add about this?
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"No, only that I [i]of course[/i] after seeing my beloved hurt I rushed to his side and cradled him in my arms."
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You sure it wasn't for some kind of hunt after mistaking him for prey?
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"No, he and V, the cat, are friends, she was too excited."
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I was referring to you.
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... Hmm? Oh no, I don't think it could've been such a thing, like she said I and V are usually good friends...
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Why would somebody own a massive cat? It makes no sense.
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... It's kind of a very bad joke...
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So what you're saying is a lie?
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... No the reason she has the cat, the cat's name is V, and how big the cat is, I should've probably elaborated, my sister is Lust... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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You live with strange people. How have you survived for this long?
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... Well I'm pretty tough, but my sister doesn't live with me, she's my neighbor...
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Although the question does come from somebody who is literally an empty shell. Plus I even have questions about myself, like with these for example. *a pair of revolvers of unknown design materialize in its hand, but keeps the fingers off the trigger and aimed down.*