Sorry, we are not accepting new peeps at this time. If you would like to leave your resume with us, we will call you when the next deathmat----, I mean the next try outs are held.
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Is there an express fee I can pay or something to expedite this? I know it must be hard working at a customer facing job and I don't mean to trouble you. Is there anything you can do?
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We have customers? I mean, no, you kinda have to wait until someone passes away from unnatural causes, like when we launched that one guy into the sun, I mean, when he died of being old & heat stroke!
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What about the guy that got thrown off the edge of the earth by Krishna's elite penguin commandos that guard the ice wall?
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He was replaced by the Taco Guy.
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Oh, that's right
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Yeah, it is hard to remember because Taco Guy fits in so well.
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I dunno, that sounds pretty intense... Are you sure there's no other way?
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Yup, I am sure. That is why I am in charge of hiring new blood, I mean new people. I am beyond any bribery.
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Ok well if that's the case, what would you say if I...... [spoiler]asked you how I could be here right now if I had to wait in line and go through try outs before being able to do so?[/spoiler]
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I would tell you to stop taking hallucinagens.
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I'm straight edge, I don't put stuff like that in my body :D
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Then someone slipped you a mickey. Rush to the hospital
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But... I've been at home by myself all day How could this happen?
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Ghosts. They want to sniff your hair.
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😭 I knew the new conditioner I bought smelled too good
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Yup. That is the first indication of pervy ghosts.
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Is there an exorcist here? I need to fix this ghost problem
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Soooooorrrryyyyy, but our exorcist is [i]only[/i] for people in our employee & not for prospective employees.....
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What if I have a Bungie SecondClass Premium Membership™️?
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Then you can petition Bungie for the use of their exorcist, if he has left the strippers & blow that is.
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That uh... that doesnt sound like any exorcism I've ever heard of... >_>
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Well, it certainly exorcised his nasal cavity......
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Haha that's funny :)