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originally posted in: Friendly Goblin Spawned on Nessus
1/6/2019 9:37:13 AM
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I kill everything around me including several attempts that failed while trying to shoot my ghost. I have not given anything the time of day to be friendly in this game, I would wait for that Vex transmittal signal to just slightly make a noise and I am already dropping nades. don't wave at me, I am not your friend, and I am not a cab driver. here. have some lead.
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  • 😂😂😂😂

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  • now, ... if I can only find the architects....

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  • When you find them I have plenty of spare lead.

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  • Oh no.... I am saving something special for them... (Takes off Titan Mark... Sweaty Titan Mark - Rolls it around hand)

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  • Might I recommend a spoon as well. 😂😂😂

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  • Yes.... a tiny one. I will make them bend over, and let them dig their own graves... as I whip them on the back with the moisty titan sweat towel, and Randomly mount them with no warning what so ever.

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  • STOP! STOP! If only I could un read something. 😂😂😂

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  • I would lower my voice, as I wear nothing but Kephris Horn with the Scarab on it, I would yell at them while mounting them rapaciously! "it digs the whole faster with the Spoon! it digs it faster with the Spooooon!" Shaxx would scream from the back " I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING!" Zavala would say! "GUARDIAN!"

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  • And I thought I had a mad imagination 😂😂😂😂 I’ll be taking the spoon back now🙄.....😂😂😂

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  • there is no spoon, they dug so fast as I pummeled them flexing the Nascars on my shoulders that they sharpened it into a prison shank. which they then used to stab themselves repeatedly in the face, and all over their bodies, so I that I could have a NON WATERPROOF Skin suit ! thank you very much! even in death, they F*CK you over.

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  • Ahh, I love a good happy ending 😂😂😂

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  • nothing happy about it, my police report says otherwise. it turned out I ate a bad batch of mushrooms, and stormed into a convenience store during Christmas. they had one of those Disney Princess shows, and I saw these very small people who I asked for Directions. they kept telling me I am at the castle and I was like, ok shweet, and my rapid tripping of the balls had me extremely inquisitive as to whom built this magnificent Styrofoam masterpiece. the little man told me "Oh boy! Ofcourse! Santa's Architects!" the word was my trigger, I ripped off a snow mans head and put it on my own, I punched a convenience store Santa straight in the throat and ripped his robe in half. I then took a big Candy Cane and hit a Dwarf like that that was a nine Iron. All the Disney Princesses were standing there as I took my clothes off because I was sweating like a pope on a playground. the Snow white chick shouted at me "do you have no heart! its Christmas! Christmas is a Happy time! STOP THIS" I looked at her and this little chump in his little voice said "yeah, its a happy time!" so I grabbed him, and his little shovel, and made him dig a hole. right there. in the fountain, as I whipped him with Santa's Robe. I Sat on his back whipping him harder! and I asked him! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW! to which he replied. "F*ck Dude, nooo... Happy is over there, I am Grumpy the Dward!"

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  • Awesome 😂😂😂😂. You have a talent my friend.

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  • I had Talent once, A lot of it. I could chew gum for days while staring at nothing. that took focus, and a lot and by a lot I mean ALOT of Columbians Finest in a short duration of time. the trick was NOT to bleed into your Food when you pass out at an Applebees while your Wifes kids are fighting over who gets to share what ice cream and you just look at her tits and nod to yourself while saying to yourself "Yeeeeep.... still worth it" Back when I was a Lead Cable Roadie / Dedicated Sloot disposer on Ozzy Osbournes Black Sabbath tour back in the 70s I would have the biggest hands in the room, so I would be able to carry a Sloot per finger. sometimes I would carry them like a Keg, Lobster Style. I would wait for the hotel security to go pick up the roll of pennies I through down, and then I would smell the sloots so I could tell which of them were alive and which ones A Dumpster Steak. more often than not, there would be a fat one, like it would take three fingers at least, and they are heavy as f*ck., So in order to get extra grip, and prevent myself from getting carpal tunnel, I made a nifty little glove to cover my hands as I did dumpster bowling. the fat ones had a flick to them. you have to curve the wrist so you get them around the dumpster, which is where a hobo would have his way or cats would just eat them. this little glove helped me out a lot. I then later sold it to a baldish guy with a Tom Selleck moustache for half a gram and a quarter nob gob. that Guy then ended up patenting it and it became the worlds first legit bowling glove.

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  • Pass the shrooms 😂😂😂😂

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  • I found a skittles in my belly button. wonder what this does... [b]5 minutes later[/b] [spoiler] CHEWBACCA SOUNDS! [/spoiler]

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  • 😂😂😂😂

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  • don't judge me.... I can quit if i want! [b] 2 Minutes later.[/b] [spoiler]10110110111011111000011101011110111000010[/spoiler]

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  • 😂😂😂

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  • krrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... [spoiler]Predator Noises.[/spoiler]

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