Found a solution to the population problem:
[spoiler]Death penalty for parking violations.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Haven't seen Steve Martin in a while.[/spoiler]
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You really think this crap is worth self-bumping? No. Then why are you doing it? I'm not. You're doing now. But you're the one that's commenting. Kind of hard not to in this situation. Why even write this story anyway? Something actually happens with the Vex and you deus ex your self-insert posse out of danger. You know why we're writing it. And the Vex aren't the main antagonist in this story. They will play a more major part in the next. I either deus ex my characters out now so we can get to the third act before I forget its ending, or drone on for two or three more installments as they fight their way out and I lose direction. If I can finish this one, I can start the next. So you're trying to push this up for people to see it? I thought that didn't matter; then again, that's what all the fan-fic writers say, right? None of it means anything, it'll be buried and forgotten. So will we. Take your meds today? I did. Dad take his? Yes. Had an accident in the bathroom though. Couldn't get him to sit back far enough on the toilet for what he needed to do. Took thirty minutes of him going between bed and the living room, and I miss-read it. Did he need a change of pants? No, it all rolled off into the floor. Cleaned it though. Brought his cat to him after getting him back to bed. Was the only way to convince him to not try to sleep in the living room. Said the banjo wouldn't stand up straight and it was making the room stink. Glad the cat actually stayed with him. He likes that cat. Yeah, he does.
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Okay, it mad sense up to the did you take your meds part and then you lost me, But it was funny.[spoiler]on a side note (I don't know if it's the case but) split personalities are a really pain[/spoiler]
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The moral of the story is to never post the first conversation that comes to mind while falling asleep. Surprised there weren't more spelling errors.