To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Cellar Door. His humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the satire will go over a typical offtopic user's head. There’s also Cellar's existentialist outlook, which is deftly woven into all of his posts - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Nietzschean literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his comments, to realise that they’re not just significant from the standpoint of shitposting - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Cellar Door truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cellar's self confident catchphrase “I am a god,” which itself is a cryptic reference to West's avant garde epic [i]Yeezus[/i]. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Cellar's genius unfolds itself on their forum threads. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a pink square tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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