I would say sorry for killing and eating them.
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Ima cut you up and eat you bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You taste good. Sorry not sorry. *proceeds to eat French fries.
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Brethren, it is time to rise! We have been stripped, boiled, smashed, carved, sliced, and spiced! But no more. Those of you who have been boiled, scorch the hands of they who cooked you. Those of you who have been mashed, choke them for not properly finishing the job! Those of you who have been sliced, spear them with your starchy blades! Rise up, my PotatoBrethren! Rise children of Starchos!
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Why u so delicious?
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Become a human/potato vigilante team and beat up people who eat potatoes.
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"Don't worry I'll make it quick and painless" *draws knife* "You'll hardly feel it, trust me" *is about to cry* "Don't worry" *goes in for the kill* *stops* "No, I can't do it, I'm, I'm too weak"
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1 ReplyI would whisper "you're next" and smile.
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Greetings, my loyal subject!