The [b][u]DENNIS[/u][/b] System
[b][u]D[/u][/b]emonstrate value
[b][u]E[/u][/b]ngage physically
[b][u]N[/u][/b]urturing dependence
[b][u]N[/u][/b]eglect emotionally
[b][u]I[/u][/b]nspire hope
[b][u]S[/u][/b]eparate entirely
No joke I somewhat used this to get my current girlfriend of 4 months
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I think the best is to have a magnum condom hanging out of my wallet, to let her know I have a massive dong.
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[quote]"Woops! I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong!"[/quote]
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[quote][quote]"Woops! I dropped my monster condom for my Magnum dong!"[/quote][/quote]
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It's pretty sunny here...
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........who told you to let that system out to the virgins of off topic? They're supposed to figure it out.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 5, episode 10 [spoiler]I've said too much[/spoiler]
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Indeed you have
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Seriously works
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Edited by Quasar: 3/29/2016 5:24:19 AMAnd you've set this up so you can get her back at any time, were you to break up.
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Indeed
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That's a neat idea, I'm not too sure how it'd work out for me though.