Taken enemies really get on my nerves, from shielding ultras to teleporting faster than you can aim. Which one grinds your gears the most? Explain why in comments, maybe tell funny tales of your experience with a taken enemy.
-
1 ReplyHow about we rephrase it for your puny brains. If every enemy in the game was replaced with one of these, what would be worse? [b]Taken. Captains[/b]. They are the epitome of this entire game. They release an essence of pure dread and ferociousness like no other living, or probably nonliving, thing. If the darkness had a dad, a taken captain was his grandfather. If you want to face one of these things you will be [i]slammed[/i] and [i]slammed[/i] until there is blinding black crap engraved on your [b]soul[/b]. And after the blackness has cleansed your soul of all hope and life, it will chase you down like a chupacabra and cut you into more pieces than a pizza prepared by [i]Edward Scissorhand's.[/i] There is nothing more frightening than a Captain painted black and white by Oryx. Not even Luke Smith as [b]CEO[/b]. The only options in this poll should be [u]1[/u]. Taken Captain [u]2[/u]. Captain, Taken [u]3[/u]. niatpaC nekaT [u]4[/u]. Refer to #1 If you think otherwise you have obviously been mentally incapacitated and should be erased by a Gorgon [b]ASAP[/b]. -[b]End Rant[/b]