I'll start with a harmless one-liner
Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze
Alright your turn, make us laugh. 😉
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So I have a bald teacher. And he was having a stupid conversation with the rest of the class about eating gross food, like cow babies and penguins. And then he got onto bald eagles. The girl sitting next to me said 'Cannibal!' Luckily, the teacher didn't hear while the entire class laughed their asses off.