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Edited by JEWCRUSHER666: 11/7/2015 9:26:56 PM
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What's your best joke? NSFW

I'll start with a harmless one-liner Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze Alright your turn, make us laugh. 😉

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  • Edited by Straight Fish: 11/10/2015 12:13:34 AM
    I have a good one, but it's a long read. So there's been this rumor around the office building that the supervisor's secretary gives amazing blowjobs while singing a beautiful song at the same time. A friend of mine decided to confirm his doubts and asked for a blowjob. She told him to meet her the next day at 10:00 am blindfolded, with $100 cash in hand. And so he did, and he said he got the best blowjob of his life along with a melodious tune. Then he asked the secretary what was her secret. She then said "Well it's 2 things actually. 1, I got singing lessons since I was 4, and 2, I was born missing 1 eye." [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler]

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