I have a good one, but it's a long read.
So there's been this rumor around the office building that the supervisor's secretary gives amazing blowjobs while singing a beautiful song at the same time. A friend of mine decided to confirm his doubts and asked for a blowjob. She told him to meet her the next day at 10:00 am blindfolded, with $100 cash in hand. And so he did, and he said he got the best blowjob of his life along with a melodious tune. Then he asked the secretary what was her secret. She then said
"Well it's 2 things actually. 1, I got singing lessons since I was 4, and 2, I was born missing 1 eye."
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English
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Okay.
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Shameless bump
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Okay... I can interpret this two ways. I'm going to go with the second way...
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Edited by Fracture Hills: 11/10/2015 3:28:24 AM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Oh.... Oh wow.... Ok wow... Not what I expected
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Oh good! You're the first to read it in this thread! I posted this joke on another dark joke thread some days ago. Needless to say, the reactions were diddly darn hilarious. For me at least. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/170040659/0/0/1 ^^^ Check it out, have a laugh m8