Get my life straightened out? My life is amazing, I rustle the jimmies of e-girls in my 500 sq ft house eating nachos while your living in the pouch of a kangaroo. One day you'll be on my level of Internet savagery.
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Yes that sounds great and all. But have you readied yourself for the majesty that is the great pumpkin?
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Sadly, no.
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Well that's a shame....
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It's done, I went through 14 hours of preparation. I am ready for the majestic pumpkin.
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Great! The Great pumpkin shall soon bless you with toys and sincerity!