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5/3/2015 12:52:44 PM
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NEPAL SHIRT, SHADER, EMBLEM GIVEAWAY!!!

Ok my fellow guardians I'm giving away 2 NEPAL aid t shirts with all the goodies!!! all you have to do is tell me the MOST HEROIC STORY of an encounter with my COUSIN THE LEGEND, THE GREAT, THE ONE AND ONLY ''SMOGGYPLUTO'' the best 2 will be selected 2 DAYZ BEFORE HOW drops, so let's hear it guardians and if you don't know my COUSIN, THE GOD ask about him he's saved THOUSAND'S of guardians I'm sure some of your buddies are on THIS list!!! HAIL THE LEGEND OF ''SMOGGYPLUTO''

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  • Edited by Captain0Crunch1: 6/28/2015 3:20:29 AM
    > I was only nine years old >I loved Smoggy so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Smoggy every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Smoggy is love", I say, "Smoggy is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Smoggy >I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Smoggy > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my gjally" > He grabs me with his powerful smoggy hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Smoggy > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Smoggy > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Smoggy > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Smoggy looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all gjally now" > Smoggy leaves through my window Smoggy is love, Smoggy is life

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