Ok my fellow guardians I'm giving away 2 NEPAL aid t shirts with all the goodies!!! all you have to do is tell me the MOST HEROIC STORY of an encounter with my COUSIN THE LEGEND, THE GREAT, THE ONE AND ONLY ''SMOGGYPLUTO'' the best 2 will be selected 2 DAYZ BEFORE HOW drops, so let's hear it guardians and if you don't know my COUSIN, THE GOD ask about him he's saved THOUSAND'S of guardians I'm sure some of your buddies are on THIS list!!!
HAIL THE LEGEND OF ''SMOGGYPLUTO''
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Edited by Chunchunmaru: 8/11/2015 9:07:51 PMYou think smoggypluto a god huh?? you think hes your massia you dolly lamma??? becuase he got gally for sucking ass in crucible??? Let me tell you a story There was once a man whos gamer tag went by soleks2500 (now it's kill la kill 1) Upon fighting in loot cave 2.0 what was to fall the elusive purple engram Thinking nothing of it he took it to master of fools knowing it would become some pos armor or weapon or energy But to the amazement something golden appeared could it be... could rahool actually do what my eyes were still trying to perceive The rocket launcher to end all launchers gjallahorn given to me by rahool Bet your smoggy couldnt be blessed like that
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Can we not buy them anymore?
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1 ReplyEdited by CP Vortex: 8/11/2015 8:57:38 PMIt was a stormy day in may, i was playing the level 35 prison of elders and we were fighting Skolas, this was our last attempt... We had exhausted all our heavy ammo synthesis in the previous rounds and and were making one last daring attempt. We had Skolas down to 50% health when i heard a loud thunder strike outside. "[b]NO[/b]!" i screamed but it was too late the red and grey bar had appeared at the bottom of my screen. [i]"Attempting to reconnect."[/i] It read. [b][i]"Get gud scrub"[/i][/b] It thundered all around me, outside and inside the game. Lighting flashed all around my house blinding me, when i regained my vision this is what i saw: "SmoggyPluto has joined your fireteam." I frantically checked my screen and sure enough he was there in our fireteam, 4 in our fireteam... He spawned in with a monstrous roar that turned to a low chuckle... [i]"not today."[/i] he said. He ran to my unmoving glitching form; my teammates screaming overwhelmed with adds. He spawned a bubble that gave us both weapons and blessing of light. I was astounded but knew that i would not last long enough... I was going to disconnect... When suddenly SmoggyPluto reached through my screen and grabbed the disconnect bar... I couldn't believe what was happening. He grabbed the bar as if it was a stick, pulled it off my screen and loaded it into his Gjallarhorn, He then jumped into the sky, a quartic jump, 5 JUMPS, he got so high he absorbed the sun and then in one swoop shot the disconnect bar into Skolas tearing him apart into nothing. The wolfpack rounds then proceed to swarm and destroy the mines we were supposed to dismantle He stayed with us all the way to the treasure room but did not speak. Finally he urinated on the large chest and turned to us and said [b][i]"become legend guardian."[/i][/b] SmoggyPluto has left your fireteam speechless me and my fireteam all opened the pee-stained chest... We all received 3 Gjallarhorns... One void, one arc, and one solar, all already fully maxed
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Smoggy is Legend - smoggy is lifestyle - smoggy is everything! Smoggypluto stands for jellyhorn!!!
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the neck is real
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Smogg is my xbl friend. I win
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1 ReplyI blinked and something broke my spine Guardian down Who was it
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You are not his cousin -_-
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Edited by Mister_Man47: 7/1/2015 11:43:34 PMIn the beginning, there was nothing. Then, came the word I was young, and naive. Fresh form the academy, my companions were eager to go out to the frontier and get a piece of the action. But I, a curious Warlock , was more interested in the study and discovery of the nature of the universe . I joined the umalon order of Warlock , and order looked down upon by many for their reluctance to fight, and their dangerous curiosity . I was exploring some ruins on Venus , as my great obsession was of the vex . Inspired by Osiris and his disciples , I wished to seek out the truth behind the mysterious confluxes , and the vex's time travel capabilities. I was at a vex gate, and I notice a circle on the ground . A sync plate. Curious, a stepped on the plate, and the vex portal opened before me . I slowly stepped inside, adrenaline pumping through my blood, curiosity itching my mind, fear shaking my bones. I held me breath , and took one tentative step through . As soon as I stepped through , I ran into a crowd of vex. I quickly turned, but the portal behind me had closed . A vex minator ran forward and smashed his hand against me, knocking me to the ground and sending my gun sputtering out of reach. I awaited my death , but realised I was not being shot at . 4 goblins came over , and projected a detainment bubble around me. I was then suspended in the air, and transported elsewhere . I now took in my surroundings . In a clean, metallic, low ceilinged room, I could not tell where I was. Until we stepped through a doorway into oblivion. I looked down from our high position. Below us, was a huge factory assembly line, in which vex were being built. My eye followed the hollow, lifeless shells along a conveyor belt, towards , towards , towards a [i]creature[/i]. It was white-yellow, and looked a bit a snail . I was reminded of a sea creature . I had a shell, and was about the size of the tower. Yeah. I was brought down. On the way I consulted my ghost for the time. It claimed there was no time, or that their was all of time. My mind slipped back to atheon. Times conflux? Had his destruction led to the creation of a new abomination to control time? I would never find out. My ghost started warning me of a rapidly accelerating heat source , coming from the sky. A rocket? It struck my guard and obliterated them, and the unmistakable sight of tracking rounds destroyed my detainment bubble. I would know them anywhere . [i]wolf pack rounds [/i]. Someone was here , and they were here to tear stuff up. I looked up into the sky, and couldn't believe what I saw. The legend, the myth, smoggy pluto. He landed beside me , and told me "eyes up , guardian " His demeanour and originality put me in a state of shock. He threw me a gjallarhorn, and said "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" I stood there in awe of his wonder. How witty , how sharp, how smooth. He took aim. And fired another rocket towards the beast . I noticed hobgoblin marching forward, and I swiftly dispatched them. I looked down in dismay and saw that his rocket had no effect. I heard him mutter under his breath, and reach in his bag. He put away the rocket launcher , and equipped the no land beyond ! I thought he was insane ! But then, shouldering the weapon , he looked the abomination and the eye and took aim. I could see the glare form the sniper, and saw the creature scream and convulse in pain, eyes boiling red . Smoggy then adjusted his aim upward, and fired at the red rocky ceiling I saw a crack spread along the entire huge mass, and heard rumbling. He blinked towards me , and activated his ward of dawn, shielding me. The boulders crashed down , crushing the vex and the beast, but deflecting off of the ward of dawn. He then went invisible and danced. I danced too. The portal reopened , and we went through. As soon as we were back on Venus, I turned to thank him. But he was gone . I summoned my sparrow, and I heard a voice from the clouds . [b][i][u]"The word, young Warlock , is RNG "[/u][/i][/b] Words that I live by to this day
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[spoiler]Long ago, in a galaxy far away... Stuff happened. The end :)[/spoiler]
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Pffftt
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I joined a strike and noticed a God had entered with me, already having a raging nerdgasm over the sight of this beast of the game world, I inspected him to see hard earned smoggyhorn from that one glorious day. We joined the strike to see smoggy had already wiped out the guards and was bagging valus's dead body. We proceeded to praise him and all of his glory of battle. The strike ended smoggy was rewarded with fate of all fool, another gjallarhorn, and the deed to Deej's house. As Mr. Pluto rode off into the sunset on a wild stallion, he said under his breath. [i]Ball is life.[/i] The end
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1 ReplyEdited by Captain0Crunch1: 6/28/2015 3:20:29 AM> I was only nine years old >I loved Smoggy so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise >I pray to Smoggy every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Smoggy is love", I say, "Smoggy is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a -blam!- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Smoggy >I called him a -blam!- > He slaps me and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me > It's Smoggy > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is my gjally" > He grabs me with his powerful smoggy hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Smoggy > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much, but I do it for Smoggy > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Smoggy > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Smoggy looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all gjally now" > Smoggy leaves through my window Smoggy is love, Smoggy is life
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Smoggys console was so fast, it made everyone else lag, no one could catch him
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Smoggy found me in crucible shot me with unlimited full ato ghorn rockets then we do Skolas together and he shoots 100000 rockets a second, we killed Skolas in 2 seconds without the seviter bonds being broken
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I met smoggypluto while i was in the tower getting in the tower and we went to the bar and we ate a cake and some chocolate milk 😄
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1 ReplyI'd like to enter. My Smoggy encounter was where I'd posted on a thread, he responded, and I pointed out he was a Titan with a Hunter avatar.
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3 RepliesI pulled out my ghost to head into the Crucible. As Lord Shaxx had said to me earlier that day, "Training, teamwork, and cooperation is what keeps us going, Guardian". I select the Control playlist and the game loaded up. As my ship flew in I noticed a ship, made purely of Gjallahorns. This ship was the ship of SmoggyPluto. I was stunned to be on his team. He pulled out his sparrow and raced to point A - leaving behind a trail full of Gjallahorns. I hefted two upon my shoulder, and fired away at the enemy. Then I heard a loud wooshing noise. He had brought a Hive Tombship to the battle! I was stunned, and raced to see what the destructive ship would do first. He rapid fired the cannons on the stupid guardians who charged him. I had been tagged my a Thorn. My vision blurred as I prepared to meet my end. But no. I did not meet my end that day. The legend SmoggyPluto charged headfirst into combat. He completely annihilated the enemies with his dual Gjallahorns and Hive Tombship at his back. He then turned around and said, "Get yer bloody booty off of the ground and get in the damn fight". I was compelled to continue, and as the fight neared to an end I fell. I touched my chest and saw a huge bullet wound right next to my heart. I wouldn't live past this day. But then, once again SmoggyPluto rushed point B, and smothered his enemies in rockets. He looked at my wound, looked at me, pulled out his Gjallahorn, took aim. And then I saw blackness, and heard Guardian Down. He had saved me by ending me and reviving me. He is not a man, not a myth, but a Legend. He was. SmoggyPluto. Hey man, this wasn't my best piece, I kind of rushed to finish it. My friends & I are hosting a charity drive to get money and buy shirts, and we'd love it if you can get me a shirt, emblem, and shader so we can give them away as appreciation. If possible, get me the codes today. The shirt size I need is a Youth Medium (mostly kids donated), so please try and get me the codes today if possible. Thanks!
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I'm smoggy's cousin froggymuto
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1 ReplyALL HAIL KENLIAM01 THE GREATEST DESTINY PLAYER OF ALL TIME
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Pen15
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Smoggypluto.. Great guy.. Came in the battle with Chuck Norris. As he set foot on the planet, Smoggy beat the game and earned all the best weapons possible. The hard working, sweating, heavy breathing Chuck Norris got 5 strange coins for doing all the work.
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We were going to die by the gorgons, when all of a sudden we wipe. It brings us to the rewards screen, and there it flashes. Smoggypluto found gjallarhorn !