>be a delivery driver >be delivering pizza >on a two lane road >driver coming opposite way has blinker on >she stops >I have right-of-way >she starts accelerating >stops in the middle of the road >swerve while slamming on breaks to avoid her >hit her mailbox, goes flying about 20 feet >still moving >get lodged into her stonewall >inb4 sex joke >still in the work mentality >try to reverse >axle is bent and struts snapped >reverse not happening >sadface.dmg