2 years ago, sophomore year. Class just ended. As I walk home I decide to take a different route than usual. I ended up finding a group of people from school walking home too, so I try to say hey to them, they were all girls by the way. They recognize me and ask if I can hang out with them, being a skinny nerdy white boy, I said yes. We go to Burger King to talk, one of the girls asks me about what I usually do, I tell her I spend most of my time either reading really old poetry or playing Xbox. She giggles a little. I ask what she does, she says that she often writes poems and plays Xbox also. At that point I'm in nirvana, BUT! It gets even better, she then asks if I want to come over to her place. I tried not to scream yes, I keep composed and say sure.
Myself and the girl, let's call her Stacy, go to her place, once we arrive we go to her room right away, we play Xbox for a couple hours, having fun and whatnot. She then asks me about if I'm single, I stutter yes. She giggles. She tells me she is also. Stacy then tells me about these guys she used to date, but tells me about how nice they are. I was confused, usually I would expect a girl to complain about her exes, until she asks me a certain question. She asks me about the boys I used to date... I laugh nervously. I ask her what she means. She asks "have you not dated anyone before?". I say "yes I have, but girls though". She then asks me if I converted. I was so mentally distraught I couldn't think of a response other than "do you think I'm gay?". She says "yes, aren't you?". To which I reply "hell no, what would make you think that?". She says the hair made it seem obvious. I wore a faux hawk at the time. That experience made me very self conscious about my hair. I have only just recently started wearing the faux hawk again.
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I often get mistaken for a centaur. It's ok, people are sometimes mistaken. Don't take things too personally [spoiler]i am not a centaur[/spoiler]
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Shoulda checked yourself before you [spoiler]Shrekt yourself [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesExpected Stacy's mom to have it going on. OP did not deliver. OP is fgt.
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2 RepliesYou should've -blam!-ed Stacy's mom.
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1 ReplyEdited by RH Azure: 3/17/2015 5:47:15 AMReally? Judging by your hair, like when people assume a girl is a lesbian just because she has short hair. So dumb. [spoiler]Old-ish thread is old-ish.[/spoiler]
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Wait sense when does hair identify sexuality -_(•_•)_- dafuq?
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1 ReplyDid you see Stacy's mom? Did she have it going on?
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Its okay my hair is v long and I have a baby face if im freshly shaved and I get mistaken for a girl all the time.
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OP is a fig again.
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1 Reply[spoiler]do it OP[/spoiler]
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I've always thought fauxhawks were pretty lame. Just commit to a mohawk or don't, but if she thought you were gay based on that, she sounds like an idiot.
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69 your moms pussy road
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1 ReplyI think: 1. Asking a girl out and telling you she's lesbian 2. Thinking you're gay right off the bat 3. Asking a girl out and her saying "I already have one pussy, I don't need another." (Got this from someone else.) Are the biggest ego crushers ever. Tough luck with the girl though lol. That fücking sucks!