I understand now. I finally get it.
This thread is about penis length.
You aren't actually running a race.
Your friends are all black, and the 10 in your OP is actually the one with the shortest dick.
And the 5 is is how far away yours is from being average.
This isn't a racist thread!
IT'S A BBC JEALOUSY THREAD!
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Respectively 8, man.
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You're eight inches short of being equal to the black guy amongst your friends with the shortest dick?
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The black guy in my group has a 18 inch dick so I'm fine with that.
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Hang on, what happened to Mr. 10 Incher? Did you kill him and steal his? And you're wearing it like some creepy penis version of buffalo bill?
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I'm the ten incher.
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But you said you wanted to do a fiver!
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Yeah because doing a 10'er would hurt.