Well a pink dildo has been sitting off to the side of our vestibule, and neither roommate has said a thing. It has been two weeks. One day we might be brave and remove it.
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Easy solution. Kill it with fire! Burn the whole place down and move in with your parents
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Put on gloves then dump it in an incinerator, just to be sure. Then Purell the hell out of your hands.
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Wear thick rubber gloves. The type one wears when handling corrosive chemicals. Wear those and a completely sealed hazmat suit with a gas mask underneath and an air filtration in between the gas mask and the has mat visor. Then use a long arms-length pair of tongs to pick it up and throw it into a space shuttle. Then remotely control the space shuttle to fly into the centre of the sun vaporising it. Then take of the hazmat suit and gloves and throw them into the incinerator and wash the tongs in warm ethanol and then soapy warm water. Then seal off the room and send in a team to quarantine the area and decontaminate the room of biochemists. If all else fails then blow up the building or nuke it from orbit.
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lol, dorms?
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Apartment.
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eeeehhh, thats awk.
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Lolwat?
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OP asked what kind of dick I have. I have a synthetic house dick.