JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Service Alert
Destiny 2 will receive an update today. Players will be required to log in to Destiny 2 again after installing the update. Please stay tuned to @BungieHelp for updates.

Destiny 2

Discuss all things Destiny 2.
Edited by IAGNRG: 1/9/2022 5:01:14 AM
39

So what kind of dumb stuff do you want to see?

Here’s the current list of dumb -blam!- that I’ve seen suggested across the forums: -[u]Sweet Business Catalyst additions[/u] >Subsistence >Killing Tally >Explosive/Timed Payload >Spinning up ADS -[u]Le Monarque Catalyst[/u] >Bigger Explosions >Archer’s Tempo -[u]Jotunn Catalyst[/u] >[b]FULL COURT[/b] >Wolfpack Rounds >Also Rampage -[u]Thorn Catalyst[/u] >Shoot-to-Loot >More range ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -[u]Coldheart[/u] >An actual intrinsic perk -[u]Crimson[/u] >Overshield -[u]Graviton Lance[/u] >Axion Bolts on Precision kills -[u]Jade Rabbit[/u] >Kill Clip -[u]Potato Ghost[/u] >GLaDOS VA -[u]Stomp-OOs[/u] >Titan Boots >AkA Stamp-EdES -[u]Gjallarhorn[/u] >Now with more explosions -[u]Wings of Sacred Dawn[/u] >Zeppelin mode -[u]Monte Carlo[/u] >CATALYST THAT LETS US USE THE DAMN BLADE >Demolitionist -[u]Skyburner’s Oath[/u] >A will to live -[u]Heavy GL[/u] >Mountaintop, but [b]big[/b]. -[u]Sparrow Sedan[/u] >Business in the front, [i]party in the back[/i]. -[u]Bastion[/u] >In its true form >Backup Plan -[u]Dual Wield[/u] >One for each of ya! -[u]Fighting Lion[/u] >Return of the King -[u]Auto Rifles[/u] >0fps machine -[u]Rat King[/u] >Pack Hunter treatment -[u]12-Man Activities[/u] >Lawful Good, activities -[u]Outbreak Perfected[/u] >2.0 upgrade with added firewall and full auto -[u]Enemy Armor[/u] >[i]Going undercover[/i] -[u]Titan Camo[/u] >They won’t see you, but they’ll still [i]fear[/i] you -[u]New Gamemode[/u] >Xur’s Exuberant Exotic Extravaganza! -[u]Lorentz Driver[/u] >Now with more suck -[u]Cat Ears[/u] >uwu -[u]Armor Lock[/u] >More than just an emote. -[u]Foundries[/u] >Any sense of relevancy -[u]Eververse[/u] >End of season shopping spree? Give me more dumb -blam!- and I’ll put it here. They’re fun at parties.

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

  • I saw a post from someone wanting Eververse to only be available at the end of a season. Does that make the list?

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    1 Reply
    • Jade Rabbit with kill clip? One thump insta deaths sounds pretty fun.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • More purely Foundry weapons come back/be added. Why is it dumb, do you ask? Because I'd be asking Bungie for it, and they absolutely hate the concept of Foundry weapons being regularly accessible.

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

    • I want a 5v1 gamemode where one random guardian is chosen to have the same health and damage as a raid boss and it’s the team’s job to kill them within 10 minutes

      Posting in language:

       

      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      3 Replies
      • Armor Locks from Halo Reach.

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

      • No cat ears….-blam!- weirdo

        Posting in language:

         

        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

        3 Replies
        • Edited by Unbreakable Patches: 1/7/2022 7:30:56 AM
          Why demolitionist for Monte? Also, give me a pair of Titan boots called the Stampedes or something.

          Posting in language:

           

          Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

          1 Reply
          • Fire team sized sparrow. 3 seater

            Posting in language:

             

            Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

            6 Replies
            • An exotic to make titans go invisible so I can feel safe while building my shoulder charge

              Posting in language:

               

              Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              5 Replies
              • Lorentz spawns an actual black hole upon a headshot kill that instantly and permanently kills everyone in PvP

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

              • Edited by mrgudveseli: 1/7/2022 3:36:08 PM
                Make the front part of the Wardcliff Coil detachable into a one massive ball of death that must be picked up and installed after firing. Recoil would ragdoll a Guardian backwards a significant distance, yeeting off the map is an option.

                Posting in language:

                 

                Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                1 Reply
                • 1
                  Cat ears

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                • Edited by zombdestroyer: 1/7/2022 7:16:10 AM
                  A pvp playlist or limited time mode (like team scorch) where it’s just 6v6 clash but people are allowed to use an exotic in every slot

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                • I’m not interested in weapons but I would really like to kill the horse in DOE It’s just stands still waiting to be killed but sadly we can’t

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                • Edited by IllusiveElk255: 1/7/2022 3:28:17 AM
                  Why does everyone suggest buffing sweet business to the point of it being EXTRWMELY OVERPOWERED? That sucker had subsistence, I would never run out of ammo WITHOUT actium War rig. Killing tally, as I mentioned in another post, would make your inbox fill up with hate mail faster than you can say "I love my job." I'm not necessarily saying I opposed the idea. I love the gun, but I don't need it to feel like cheating. In the case of ridiculous things, I'd like to see a game mode, PVE or PVP, where you can ONLY have Exotics equipped. I would probably go with: One Eyed Mask Icefall mantle Actium war rig Path of butning steps (No exotic class items, unfortunately) Ager's scepter Tommy's matchbook Gjallarhorn With code of the siegebreaker.

                  Posting in language:

                   

                  Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  1 Reply
                  • A special armor ornament that allows you to look like a Dreg, Vandal or Knight. A sparrow that looks like a oldschool Harley Davidson, or antigrav skateboard.

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  • 1
                    That grav lance idea actually sounds cool asf

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  • I want to be able to ride the drop ships in patrol areas high into the sky without dying, just like we used to do in D1. That was always hilarious.

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  • Outbreak perfected changed to a grid skipper archetype with extended range, add high caliber rounds, full auto ( coming in witch queen) and rapid hit. Nanites track faster and spread out more after kills

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  • an actually sanctioned 12-man setting for fun in some pve activities that can handle it - and I don't care if they give it the Diablo Rift treatment where the more players the harder the enemies are.

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                  • [quote] -[u]Heavy GL[/u] >Mountaintop, but [b]big[/b]. [/quote] Canis Major with Impulse Amplifier and a really high velocity stat is pretty close.

                    Posting in language:

                     

                    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                    1 Reply
                    • I did see the dumbest D2 article about “things that need buffed with void 3.0” and one was Rat Kings Rat Pack ability(when multiple Rat kings are together they fire faster) should gain the G horn treatment. So legendary sidearms like Fools remedy would become trace rifles basically. So I don’t know what to call that but “Rat King: G-horn treatment”. PS Bungie don’t listen to people who post articles and ideas like this one because it’ll nerf my beautiful Rat!

                      Posting in language:

                       

                      Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                      1 Reply
                      • First of all SUBSISTENCE AND SWEET BUSINESS needs to be a thing. I’m also a big fan of the Graviton Lance thought. I would like for Skyburners to be tweaked and changed around to become a legendary and just give us another new weapon foundry called the “imperial forge” or something with the cabal. Or give it a worthwhile catalyst. Also Monte Carlo should change your melee. When Monte Carlo is being used(not stored) and you don’t have a melee charge, your melee now use the gun instead and kills with the gun grant melee energy as well as just using the gun. Boom. Catalyst perfected.

                        Posting in language:

                         

                        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                      • Coldheart. An actual intrinsic perk.

                        Posting in language:

                         

                        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                      • Let Guardians spin up Sweet Business without firing it by just aiming down sights. [b][i]I am Heavy Weapons Guy.[/i][/b]

                        Posting in language:

                         

                        Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                        1 Reply
                        • 720 AR with Timed Payload. DO IT COWARDS!

                          Posting in language:

                           

                          Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

                          2 Replies
                          You are not allowed to view this content.
                          ;
                          preload icon
                          preload icon
                          preload icon