maybe if you slather them in peanut butter and birdseed, the squirrels will eat them.
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The bird seed will be easy enough, but how’s he supposed to get the zombies covered in peanut butter?
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... catapult?
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That doesn’t seem accurate enough to launch into a garden. Will probably mess up all your plants. >.>
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Paintballs?
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I suppose that could work, though I can’t imagine getting peanut butter filled paintballs to be cheap. >.>
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Edited by LahDsai: 9/14/2021 1:52:54 AMDIY Ain't that hard, just time consuming. It'd also allow you to vary the size to make massive spud gun pellets. You could even mix the birdseed inside. Might need to clean the spud gun pretty frequently though. ...,I wonder if you could make a flamethrower like device using heated peanut butter seeing as it's softer... TO THE LAB!!!
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Do paintballs not need a shell or anything? Would just a tiny ball of peanut butter work? In that case, yeah, sounds like a plan! Not sure about the flamethrower, though…
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Paint isn't solid so you need a shell, yeah. Otherwise it'd be like getting hit with a chunk of ice. A peanut butter ball would likely go splat in the barrel.
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Oh. In that case, how do youget the peanut butter in the shell? >.>
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Would peanut butter not be too viscous for that?
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They got ones for gels. Just gotta heat up the peanut butter first, like when you use it to dip apples.
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What’s sad is that you know how to do this…..something tells me you’ve done this before
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I’m talking about putting peanut butter in paintballs. [spoiler]Yes, peanut butter and apples is amazing. I know this. [/spoiler]
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Apples dipped in peanut butter are delicious. ... and that's all I'm gonna say.
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Hm, this is certainly an awful lot of work.. Maybe we should just go back to the catapult. Put something over the plants to protect them!
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I think we can find a tarp.
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Yeah, I’m sure that’ll be enough! (and if not it’s not my garden anyway)
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SparkleGuy*dying in the furnace known as AZ* - old
You actual freaking genius