Start watering your garden with holy water, and they should stop coming around by the end of the week.
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That's for Demons not undead you silly goose
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Edited by The First Aifos: 9/12/2021 11:35:47 PMI could’ve sworn it worked for undead, too.. Maybe I need to check my gardening handbook again. Unfortunately it got eaten by a zombie. Possibly because I was using holy water for my undead repellent..
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I am with you on this one. I am pretty sure holy water defeats undead in most things. Although I’m not to sure about gardening, now that I think of it. My gardens are guarded by many illusions so little undead even make it there.
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If holy water worked on zombies there'd be no Apocalypse cuz everyone would just load up super soakers!
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Why is this not already a thing? This sounds absolutely brilliant!
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Not necessarily. If there is a large amount of zombies and a relatively low amount of holy water it just would become more valuable, making it a interesting resource to be acquired. Plus, perhaps it doesn’t effect the mindless hoarding undead of zombies. Maybe it just hurts greater undead.
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It is the plants getting the holy water, though, not the undead themselves. Could cause it to act a little differently..
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Oh. You see, I was considering just getting holy water attacked to a sprinkler system. Therefor it gets the plants and the undead! Or a hose. Personally I like watering the plants myself with a bucket, unless I am busy then I have friends to do so, so I don’t really use sprinklers. But one could be helpful.
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I dunno, that’ll only ward them off during watering time. You’d still have an undead infestation. And we all know how quickly undead evolve; who’s to say they won’t get an evolution to take out the sprinklers? Then you’re just out of money.
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True. Luckily I don’t have to worry about that with my own gardens. For they are hidden gardens. Hmmm, how does one solve a undead infestation though? Well, you could always hire undead exterminators. All the random Van Helsing look alike who are nothing like the original book. Or, perhaps you borrow a cleric forever and have them guard it. Really though I think the hidden gardens are the best.
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This is true. A good ole fashioned “Can’t find it unless you know where it is” spell is the best. How many demons found Sakuna’s rice farm? Case closed! Unfortunately, magically hidden gardens are quite expensive..
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That’s why you do the magic yourself. After all, I am a wizard who is quite knowledgeable in the arcane arts. But even better than knowledge sometimes is networking! And I have many friends who can help.
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Yes, but sometimes that magic is out of reach. My body can’t use most magic thanks to its seithr. That’s why my alchemy doesn’t work anymore. :(
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Hence the networking. Helps to have friends.
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All my friends think I’m dead. Which I technically am, I guess. >.>
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Oh, well that surely is a complication. But this could also help to be a great example of why a bigger social network is better! More resources means more people to help you even if half the network thinks you are dead!
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It’s not really half, though, it’s all of it. Everybody thinks I’m dead, besides the new people I met. :p Well, and Kokonoe, but she saved me, so that’s cheating.