Ikr, the current trends look so stupid. It's completely socially acceptable to walk outside with jeans that look like they've eviscerated by a mountain lion, but every time i walk out in public in my bedsheet toga, i get weird looks.
English
-
Well that’s because your friends aren’t dressed like praetorian guards.
-
Edited by CommonBlueberry: 8/12/2021 4:37:15 PMThat's what i tell them! So once, me and my lady were going out to eat, so i decided i was gonna wear something nice for once, cuz, you know, girls like that stuff. So, i put on my usual belted tunic and sandals that lace around the calf, and on top i put on this really nice sleeveless leather jerkin with matching bracers (Usually, i would've just gone barefoot, but i had to drive). So, i get to her house and i knock on the door. She opens it, takes one glance at my outfit, and says, "We don't match." So i'm standing there, all like [i]wtf does that mean "we don't match?"[/i] and she's giving me this weird look like what i was wearing was some sort of heinous affront to the gods or something. All she's got on is some drab jeans, an old pair of tennis shoes, and a button down with a really simple design and for some reason [i]I'm [/i] the fashion paraiah here. Anyway, long story short, she forces me to drive back to my house to change. She made me take off the bracers and jerkin, made me put on some dreadful khaki pants that were suffocating my poor legs the whole date, and made me put on one of my brother's tennis shoes! It was absolutely ridiculous, man; i had like this whole outfit ready [i]just for her[/i] and she made me ruin it all and i was sooo uncomfortable the whole time. Really i don't know how anyone can stand being in khakis for an hour, much less an entire day. The worst part is, she's got these white robes with a matching purple sash that i've seen her wear, and it would've been so easy for her to slip that on just before our date, but noooooo, society demands that we only put on what is "in". So stupid.