Sup,
I made this one bad and hard. I'll go back to the "prettier options" next week lmao. New WYRs[u] every [b]Wednesday[/b][/u]. Peace. Misspelled "everything."
- [b][u]Dissociative identity disorder[/u][/b], previously called multiple personality disorder, is usually a reaction to trauma as a way to help a person avoid bad memories.
Dissociative identity disorder is characterized by the presence of two or more distinct personal identities. Each may have a unique name, personal history, and characteristics.
-[u] [b]Wendigo Psychosis[/b][/u] is one of the more dramatic mental illnesses. It is characterized by a deep craving for human flesh as food. It's also — possibly — entirely made up. More of a mental struggle really.
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2 RepliesHad sleep paralysis last night. I actually enjoyed it
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1 ReplyEdited by Vermin: 1/13/2018 4:18:37 PM- Having everything smell like fish would suck. Even if you got used to it over time, I still don't think I'd pick this one. Since smell is a huge part of taste, everything would taste of fish as well. - Letting a Blue-Ringed Octopus attack you is basically a death sentence. They carry enough venom to kill 26 adult humans and there's no antidote. - Eating a House Centipede is actually one of the better options on this list IMO. It might bite you, but their bite is similar to a bee sting and so would be somewhat bearable. Plus if you bit off it's head it'd die and would no longer be able to bite you. I imagine it'd be totally disgusting but it'd be over quickly. - Gonna skip on the Wendigo Psychosis. It'd basically ruin your life. - Only drinking Vodka is another one of the more bearable options here. You could still get water through food. Depends if you're willing to not be able to drink anything else ever again, really. I still think this is a worse option than the House Centipede though. - I was considering choosing the sleep paralysis option, but I've never had it myself so I have no point of reference. People are saying that it becomes bearable over time though, so I'll probably pick this one. - Gonna pass on the DID. Again, it'd probably ruin your life and would have a pretty drastic effect on your family and friends too. Sleep paralysis it is then.
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Wedge that centipede into a hamburger and you'll barely notice. The first bite kills it, and the rest just add protein. Sleep paralysis for a whole month is safe too, but so much worse than one bad meal.
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Have everything smell like fish forever cause I can’t smell[spoiler]outsmarted the system[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA lot of you have never had sleep paralysis. It isn't fun.
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7 Replies63% of you do not suffer from Sleep paralysis I see. Or maybe in for a penny in for a pound? . . . .
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4 RepliesI’d say multiple personalities. That’s curable.
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2 RepliesI'll take the octopus...only for the fact that when people ask me about the scars I can tell them about "that one time I got some nasty blue octopussy"
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4 RepliesEdited by Tobito_TheGod: 1/11/2018 3:06:52 AMOf all the polls I've voted in, this is the only one where i don't do it. Sleep paralysis got me -blam!-ed up. Being up while being asleep is too damn scary for me. Especially with my paranoia. I drink a lot of water, switching to vodka and being a drunk for life sounds like shit. Everything smelling fishy would maybe be fun as I'll get used to the smell. At the same time fish smells like shit. Centipedes scare the living shit out of me. Not sure whats special about the octopus. But given the context of everything on this list hell no. Being a cannibal doesn't seem fun, sanitary, or healthy. Then i believe a side effect of cannibalism is going crazy. I like my mind being my own. Multiple personality dissorder just seems like it'd be annoying as shit to all my peers. Again, i also don't get to control my mind. Well done Demix, I've never felt so defeated by a poll until now.
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The Identity disorder I've heard is curable. So that one.
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Edited by BurningViper 7-2: 1/11/2018 10:03:38 AMThis is gonna be a looooong month. I've actually had it for a month before, not every night. I think it was 3-4 nights in a row, which consists of 1-3 episodes each night... You get used to it. Sort of. Edit: It was during the summer when I didn't have a job. My sleep schedule was all over the place. I think I got one when I was just about to lay down on the bed. Didn't even get a time to react and counter it. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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When you say the sleep paralysis do you mean for a specific time after you wake up? If so how long?
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None of them
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Diagnoses can be wrong
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The thing that makes sleep paralysis scary is not knowing what's happening. Because of that, your brain basically assumes the worst and starts imagining things, such as invaders or even succubus. Once you know what it is, your brain is much more calm and won't freak out.
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Sleep paralysis has become more of an annoyance at this point, so that.
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I'll get diagnosed with the wendigo thingo...by a somalian doctor. 99% chance he will have made a mistake and im free to go.
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2 RepliesThis was way too easy bro. Sleep paralysis isn't even that bad and it's only for a month. Big deal I wake up slightly and can't move. I'm still in a hazy dream like state and don't want to move anyway. Usually I just go back to sleep. Week sauce OP.
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IDGAF if I get diagnosed with something, doesn't mean I have the symptoms
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15 RepliesI really do not know anything about sleep paralysis, so I thought about checking that because I am curious, but never remember to learn about it. Since I don't know though, it could be horrible, even if only for 1 month. I went with the the multiple personality one. I thought that could be interesting.
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6 RepliesAt least the sleep paralysis only lasts a month... I could do that over the others I think [spoiler]Wasting people's time since 2014[/spoiler] [spoiler](ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧[/spoiler]
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Edited by Kittimu: 1/11/2018 4:55:41 PMEw, centipedes! The reason I picked the sleep paralysis is not because it sounds good, but because it will end, and I’d rather die than eat a centipede.
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Edited by WLT: 1/11/2018 3:23:42 PM>don't sleep for a month
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12 RepliesAlive insects are paralyzed by human saliva
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As thought provoking as always
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1 ReplyDrink vodka, comrade (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)