I was taking the most relaxing shit... Just after brunch... And I made the mistake of flushing while sitting down. I wasn't just kissed, I was full on French tongue penetrated by Poseidon. I feel very violated as I walk back to my dorm
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2 RepliesI declared war on him :3
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1 ReplyEdited by Superpug: 9/13/2016 3:25:36 AMPoseidon basically eats my ass every time.
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Edited by WoolierFuture76: 9/13/2016 1:18:46 AMAquatic assault
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1 ReplyEdited by TehNuke: 9/13/2016 1:20:15 AMIts called "Mermaid Kisses".... Amateurs..
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4 RepliesEdited by SpoopyWolf: 9/11/2016 10:47:23 PMWell you wont die a virgin. [spoiler]I better not get banned for this.[/spoiler]
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You've finally been baptised
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1 ReplyAnal baptism...always better than it sounds ;-)
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1 ReplyNow if you can show me on the doll what exactly happened...
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1 ReplyDamn I'm jealous.. Poseidon never does that for me
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1 ReplyWhat arm thing homie?
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2 RepliesEdited by GarrisonWhite2: 9/11/2016 4:11:04 PMSo basically you turned the toilet into a bidet?
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29 Repliesde Sel* du Sel would mean a random amount like a handful of salt while de Sel is meaning you are made of salt Felicitations, tu as fait une meprise
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4 RepliesHe just wanted to make sure you were extra clean..deep clean..
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What is dead......may never die!!!!
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(°o°;)
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3 Repliesits OK now, you're a survivor and you should seek counseling
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1 ReplyJust downvote and ignore, people
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1 ReplyShould've been ready.
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It has taken me up to now to be fully recovered. But my life will never be the same
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1 ReplyNo it wasn't Poseidon, it was your toilet pretending to be a bidet
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See forwarding that email to 10 people paid off.
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6 RepliesSounds moderately erotic.
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Kek [spoiler]¡Viva México![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNice meme fam 👌
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1 ReplyGood meme m8.