I really need some help of what I should do. I'm afraid he's gonna break into my house, or steal my bike.
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Call George Zimmerman?
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Shoot him in the back while he's unarmed and pretend it was self-defense. [spoiler]Works every time![/spoiler]
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Give him fried chicken and watermelon. Maybe some grapefruit juice too.
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Tell him your neighbor has fried chicken
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Give him your mixtape