1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him?
2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable?
3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people?
4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.)
5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 4/16/2016 2:12:58 PM1- Because Satan will save us all. 2- Because we can ask for forgiveness after sinning, and he's magically cool with it. 3- ??? 4- He was prob Arabic. But yeah, he's not white. He black. 5- Hell if I know. Maybe Yeesus didn't want to kill anyone?
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I was going to give you a legit answer but then I saw the satire tag.
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[quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?[/quote] 1; because God is scared of satan. Satan will make god his bitch. 2: because God sins as well. 3: god -blam!-ed a lot of women to make humans. 4: Jesus was the greatest -blam!- of all time. He was my -blam!-. I'm black so it's ok for me to say -blam!- 5: he actually did. He -blam!-ed them up real good. They just didn't want to tell the story that way.
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3 Replies[quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?[/quote] 1. God isnt a punisher. He wont punish someone for their choices, He just lets them feel the consequences. 2. God didnt make sinning enjoyable. Most sins give the sinner the feeling of reward afterward, and in todays society, sinning seems highly encouraged in the media. Plus, many things christianity sees as wrong are also looked down upon in many other cultures. 3. God made people in his image, but not in any physical image. As far as we know, God doesnt have any actual image, He is an entity, a spirit. Thats how we are like God. He created us in the image of His spirit. 4. I always thought he wouldve looked more Arabic but okay. 5. Many Jews, especially the Zealots, expected their Messiah to be some general or warlord that would overthrow the romans. However, Jesus was not that type of Messiah. A common term used is that Jesus was a "suffering servant," that he came to serve and help the people of Israel and Judea. He didnt want to spread His Word through violence and belligerence, He wanted people to choose Him for His peace and love.
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These are some lame ass answers.
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4 is the best
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4 Replies1. He wants Satan to admit his mistakes and ask forgiveness because if he laid into it'd be against his principles 2.Because he wants us to overcome our desires 3. Because he in essence is all the variation of our species 4. Brown. Middle eastern 5. Because he wanted the Romans to take responsibility for their actions after doing the wrong thing. Also he needed to make the prophets stop relying on him so if he wasn't their they'd think for themselves while serving God not while he was holding their hands.
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4 RepliesJesus was a Hebrew. He would have been like an Arab not an African.
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These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect offtopic forum. Until Wheelz4Realz added an extra ingredient DANK MEMES
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2 RepliesEdited by Ravn: 4/15/2016 8:52:44 PMJesus would have been brown, not black. [spoiler]Black Jesus Matters![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBecause you're a deist and none of this matters
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1 ReplyI could answer, or I could not take the bait.
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Edited by Britton: 4/15/2016 10:17:02 PMBecause the Bible is written around reality, and conforms to it. That's why there's so many crazy plot devices.
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1: Yes 2: Yes 3: Yes 4: Yes 5: Yes
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2 RepliesEdited by gethyn007: 4/15/2016 2:54:21 AM1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? I've seen loads of answers to this. It's really easy to google it. Pretty sure it's often referred to as "the problem of evil." Here's one I just googled real quick: http://www.biblestudy.org/question/why-has-god-not-killed-devil-satan.html 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? Murder and adulatory are enjoyable? Just sayin' - definitely wouldn't consider sins to be a good thing, not actually enjoyable either. 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? "In his image" could mean lots of things. It's really easy to imagine what that could mean, but fairly certain this doesn't translate to "God designed us to be printers spitting out copies." 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) Not sure 'middle-eastern' equates to 'black,' but to each his or her own, I guess. I mean, heck, not like any of us was there. Besides, there are even passages that imply Jesus could transform his appearance and what not, though the extent to which he did this is unclear in my opinion. 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans? Didn't want to? Not going to pretend to know or understand the nature of or the reasoning involved with something like an omniscient, omnipotent entity.
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Idk He wanted to give humanity the choice to sin or to obey him. Is a lie comfortable when you tell one? How about after the truth is discovered? Image as in aspects of God. The capacity to love, empathy, that sorta thing. Depends on what you call black I guess. He was middle-eastern though being from Nazareth and everything, definitely not white Jesus wasn't sent to destroy the Romans, he was sent to redeem humanity My points are kinda dumbed down but I believe this is the real substance of the answers
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[quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans?[/quote] 1. I don't know. 2. Because enjoying it is sin. (In all honestly you can't escape sin even if you're good. Then Jesus saves and yada yada) 3. Not that kind of image. Image as in deep emotion and so forth 4. Lmao. Jewish Nazarene. Kinda black. 5. God doesn't feel like he HAS to prove himself. [spoiler]all this implied he exists[/spoiler]
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If Jesus was real he wouldn't be black, or white either.
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[quote] 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.)[/quote] Lmaooo
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Edited by Tatar Foras: 4/15/2016 5:05:58 AM[quote]1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? Cuz reasons, hell why did God create Satan in the first place if he knew that Satan would rebel? 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? Most normal people don't enjoy doing bad things? 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? Cuz reasons 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) Probably brown actually, definitely not white but still Caucasian. 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans? Jesus' message was primarily about spreading the word of God and loving one another so using "God" powers to violently overthrow the Romans would've looked pretty bad. [/quote]
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Romans 1:26-28 lines 26-28 “Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error” Just thought i'd drop this off
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39 RepliesEdited by RynoTheEdgeLord: 4/14/2016 3:04:56 PM1. Why didn't God just bitch slap Satan and lay into him? It's not something we know, or can know. The Bible doesn't address the subject. However, this is not be used as evidence for God's "weakness". If he wanted to he could have made Satan cease to exist. Why he hasn't is a question that will be asked until eternity. 2. If God didn't want humanity to sin, why did he make sins so enjoyable? He didn't. God didn't make sin, the devil did. Sin is literally the absence of God. And it's obvious why Satan would make sim pleasurable, it draws people to it. However, I guarantee you that all the pleasure that could possibly be attained from sins will prove to be worthless in the end. 3. If God made people in his image, why are there so many different types of people? 4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.) He was of Judaic descent so he would have been middle eastern. If you consider middle eastern and black the same then sure. 5. Why didn't Jesus just use God powers to fúck up the Romans? Because then he couldn't be the living sacrifice that atones for humanities sin. The ultimate blood sacrifice. If Jesus simply killed all of the Romans then humanity would never have changed and would have continued in the direction it was heading. With his sacrifice we were made right in God's eyes. Not just the Jews but the gentiles. It gave all of humanity free passage to Heaven as long as we would accept it. [spoiler]Hopefully this answers your questions. Also, I'm not looking to debate and I'm definitely not looking for Salt. So, if you are going to be hostile I would ask that you take your argument elsewhere.[/spoiler] Edit: just realized I missed 3. However I think this is self-explanatory. Humans are made in God's image. The first humans would probably be a closer resemblance then modern humans. The change is do to natural selection.
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[quote]4. Jesus was black. (Not a question.)[/quote]He was more brown than black. But he sure as hell wasn't white.
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Ryno pretty much summed this up better than I could, but I'd be happy to answer any questions :)
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Because the Bible needed a decent plot. Honestly, all religions are just fan clubs +1000 or more years.
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5 RepliesEdited by Banned Quil: 4/14/2016 1:13:01 PMI'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.