“A towel is about the most massively useful thing a [b]Titan[/b] can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Mats ;you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Venus, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert moon of Earth; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous thrall (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”
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So long and thanks for all the fish!
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Awesome!! Love Hitchhiker's. The answer to all things in the universe is 42! Don't Panic.
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This is now my universal Destiny motto for my Titan. Never realised this.
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Don't Panic, towel universally op & nerf-proof.
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Dig the reference, hope other hitchhikers pick up on it.
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Probably not many, lots of kids on this forum.
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What does it mean to be a titan? It means wearing a towel around your belt day and night.
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And at 42 Legendary Marks, who could pass one up?
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Awesome
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Edited by KCSC400: 3/23/2016 5:58:10 PMLOL, thought about changing it to make it more Destiny related but lazy. Edited