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1/26/2016 8:26:15 AM
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BEETLE ERROR 14 TIMES (yes I counted) whilst doing Heroic Strikes

I have 15Mbs up 6Mbs down connection. My router is not showing any issues with my home network or connectivty to our provider. This evening I was red-barred multiple times while playing crucible matches. And to add insult to the DAMN BEETLE INJURY, EVERY SINGLE TIME I WAS DISCONNECTED TONIGHT ALL MY SPECIAL AMMO AND HEAVY AMMO WERE WIPED. Also, as a special parting gift of a swift shoe to the nuts, the cool-downs on the aforementioned ammo synth were not reset. Imagine that happiness. I tried to stick with it but ultimately I just got fed up tonight. I have not had a chance to play Destiny in almost two weeks so I was happy to login. Bungie you must understand that I have played Destiny since Day 1 and I have loved, what a lot of people consider an inauspicious debut, every minute of getting acquainted with the world inherent to Destiny. And Year Two was the felines PJ's without a doubt. But man tonight I almost...ALMOST threw my controller into my 65inch TV. * One Beetle...no prob I can handle it with aplomb. * Two...yeah I can still maintain. * Three...the little voice in my head starts saying, "You think someone is after you?!" * Four Beetle Baileys and I cuss and take punches at the air. * Five BeetleJuices and I pull a gun on the Destiny disk and force it to tell me its most embarrassing moments from its childhood. * Fast-forward to 14 and I take up a correspondence course to learn VooDoo. I have it Amazon Drone Dropped to my house in 1 hour and so far I have created VooDoo dolls of The Speaker and Lord Saladin. I have also watched some of the VooDoo scenes from Marked For Death (Steven Seagal was just cresting the stocky build but strong body type to the, "Whoa. We have to let this moleskin coat with the fringe out about 2 inches Steven!" Also I watched Predator 2 when the guys says, "VooDoo magic man!" and then the predator does a skin job on him real good. Lastly I scoped the scene in Devil's Advocate where Delroy Lindo did a bomb ass spell on that lawyer dude by throwing, what, like nails and spitting liquor on that cow tongue. Yeah that was dope shit. He totally owned that dude. But man the Judge was harsh on the prosecutor for coughing so badly. As if the dude was putting on act like OJ trying those gloves on that ruined Dardin's career. I mean OJ acted as if he had hands and fingers with no joints!?! LIke you can't get your fingers into the gloves?! Really?!?!?!? And Ito was, "Yeah that doesn't look odd in the least. All humans have permanent rigor of the hands when it comes to trying on gloves. Does the Prosecution rest?" As you can see I swimming very far from the shores of lucidity. And I blame BEETLE and THE BEATLES. Anyway...Bungie Support (I made it a proper noun as a sign of respect) PLEASE reply. If you want to, just have Deej do it and then he can invite me to play the new update that you guys were quite ambiguous about this past week. That way I can be like the poster boy for the outreach program. Deal? Okay Bungie I am giving you a shot here, in all seriousness. It would really help me as a LOYAL denizen of Destiny. Can you please reply. (I said Please twice now...I don't why I capitalized the Please). Thanks for you time, Patrick

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