"Little known fact that this gun has never been fired"
Not [i]every[/i] gun has a history.
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Time is relative. Will have, had, w/evz [spoiler]But you're right. Still, better that it didn't have that sort of history, amirite?[/spoiler]
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"Now this gun was used to scare away a home invader who was prepared to kill an entire family. No one was injured."
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Just use a baseball bat like a real man.