OK. You know how Bungie said we still havent found the biggest secret of halo 3? It's not a gun. It's not a vehicle, or a cutscene. Here is my theory.
OK, look at every Forerunner map ever.
THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS.
Which means, either the Forerunners had no genitals or digestive system, OR...
Their feces were... well... ALIVE. And that's where the theory kicks off. Yes, the forerunners created the flood. The flood came out of their ass though.
The Forerunners were ironically killed, and "infected" by their own poo-poo. Graveminds were made after particularly large Forerunners had fried chicken and prune juice for dinner.
Q & A, and Statements & Answers
Q: Where do Spartans potty?
A: As MOOSA said, Spartans have a calastomy bag inside them.They also have trail mix, a pair boots, extra pairs of socks, and a backpack with their water bottles and some more trail mix in it. Also Master Chief has Viagra. You never know when Cortana is ready. Hey, hes a supersoldier, but seriously! Hes been alive for like 45 years!
Q: The forerunners didn't create the flood, and aren't potties a human invention?
A:I know they arent human but all species potty. And I think the one of the smartest species ever would have pottys unless their poo poo was living. I rest my case. It has been proven. there is so much evidence. We have spent several years in a video game battling crap monsters.
Statement: All these Multiplayer and Campaign Maps weren't based on an alien species' restrooms. That would just make no sense.
Answer: You think there are people who "coordinate" or "make" the Halo Universe?? I daresay "develop" it so it makes sense? Is that what you think?? OF COURSE THERES NO SUCH THING!! You, sir, are a fool.
Statement: Forerunner robots poo? That must be halo's biggest secret.
Answer: You don't understand. This is how the mysterious apacaolyptic parasites were made. Not wanting to make anymore of the monster their food had already created, the Forerunners starved themselves to death.
Statement: would you like your recon now?
Answer: Yes please, I have uncovered Halo's biggest secret after all. I will be famous. Imagine my job interview in 20 years...
Employer: So you are how old???
Me: I'm...
Employer: WAIT arent you that guy that discovered the forerunners made the flood by pooping them out??
Me: Yea
Employer: HOLY -blam!-! Donny get over here!
Me: I gotta go take a piss (leave)
Donny: What what happened??
Employer: DUDE this is the guy that found out the flood are really just Forerunner potty!
Donny: NO -blam!- WAY DUDE
Employer: YEA REALLY! Call President Norris!
Donny: Ok...(dials)
YO CHUCK! THE GUY WHO FOUND OUT HALO WAS ABOUT BATTLING ALIEN FECES IS HERE!
Chuck Norris: No way? Your joking right?!?! TELL HIM HE CAN BE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A FROM NOW ON. I heard when he does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pulls the ground down!
Me: (I walk back in) did I get the job??
Employer: Yep! (hands me the keys to the white house)
Me: WTF?!!?
[Edited on 08.07.2009 9:15 PM PDT]
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You sir have an active, bizzare, and highly improbably imagination. On a differant subject, President Norris FTW!!! Boohya!
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Umm... alrighty then...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AirWalker255 Wow, where did you figure this out?[/quote] Crack den.[/quote] If you dont want to believe the truth, you may as well not play Halo.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Benmonline777 Sarcasm.[/quote] ????
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Sarcasm.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost 1208 Sorry, but this isn't really that funny. "Potty" jokes lost their humor in 5th grade.[/quote] WHYY YOUU HATIINN?!?!
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Sorry, but this isn't really that funny. "Potty" jokes lost their humor in 5th grade. [Edited on 08.12.2009 9:20 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i iz bored actually there are toilets on crows nest but that is not a forerunner planet [/quote] Yes VI know thats WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] liscanoboii Employer: So you are how old??? Me: I'm... Employer: WAIT arent you that guy that discovered the forerunners made the flood by pooping them out?? Me: Yea Employer: HOLY -blam!-! Donny get over here! Me: I gotta go take a piss (leave) Donny: What what happened?? Employer: DUDE this is the guy that found out the flood are really just Forerunner potty! Donny: NO -blam!- WAY DUDE Employer: YEA REALLY! Call President Norris! Donny: Ok...(dials) YO CHUCK! THE GUY WHO FOUND OUT HALO WAS ABOUT BATTLING ALIEN FECES IS HERE! Chuck Norris: No way? Your joking right?!?! TELL HIM HE CAN BE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S.A FROM NOW ON. I heard when he does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pulls the ground down! Me: (I walk back in) did I get the job?? Employer: Yep! (hands me the keys to the white house) Me: WTF?!!?[/quote] I really doubt that will happen.
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actually there are toilets on crows nest but that is not a forerunner planet
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what about the bathroom on the campaighn level :P
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There's some good threads today lololololololol
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this thread made me lol
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did you ever think the forerunners had jobs too? and because they were so high tech they could get across vast and long distances easily. and maybe they released waste through their skin, as if it was dust.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaiyuss I hate to burst your bubble, TC. If you read Ghosts of Onyx, then you know that the Forerunner had extremely advanced uses of the Slipspace stuff. The built a Dyson Sphere in a micouniverse in Slipspace. The Forerunner has invisible toilets built right on their genitals that took all bodily waste, directly into another universe. The Poo-Verse if you will. In the Poo-Verse, all their dookie became aware and that became the modern day Flood. So, you are correct that their poo is the Flood, but it was because of the Poo-Verse.[/quote] Oh! So they must have escaped somehow, huh?
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I hate to burst your bubble, TC. If you read Ghosts of Onyx, then you know that the Forerunner had extremely advanced uses of the Slipspace stuff. The built a Dyson Sphere in a micouniverse in Slipspace. The Forerunner has invisible toilets built right on their genitals that took all bodily waste, directly into another universe. The Poo-Verse if you will. In the Poo-Verse, all their dookie became aware and that became the modern day Flood. So, you are correct that their poo is the Flood, but it was because of the Poo-Verse.
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you r unbelievable. Thats the best lol 4 me 2day!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AirWalker255 Wow, where did you figure this out?[/quote] Crack den.
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Wow, where did you figure this out?
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Fail topic is Fail Why people find this funny is beyond me. Try harder next time OP, this lacks any form of credible humor whatsoever.
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Thanks sir
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Considering the Flood doors that open for you look like but holes I'd agree with this theory. [Edited on 08.08.2009 7:53 AM PDT]
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LOL'D =D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mava665 Tread saved, I lol'd. FINALLY, someone has discovered it ;).[/quote] I KNOW! Wasnt it obvious!?! It was right in front of our noses this whole time!
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Tread saved, I lol'd. FINALLY, someone has discovered it ;).