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originally posted in: How to kill a pony
6/15/2015 1:06:26 AM
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1. Slowly skin it with a potato peeler. 2. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt. 3. Proceed to cut pony's skin with rusty knife until majority of flesh has cuts. 4. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt again. 5. Skin off another layer with potato peeler. 6. Acquire pastrami slicer (super thin meat slicer). 7. Slice off very thin portions of each limb until they are all nubs. 8. Cover pony in gasoline. 9.Light pony on fire. 10. Extinguish fire with lemon juice after three seconds, no more, no less. 11. Slowly stab pony with rusty knives, leaving the knives in the flesh. 12. Hang upside down for 666 minutes, giving only enough food and water to live. 13. Place pony in large nest of very angry, huge wasps, leave pony there until dead.
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