1. Slowly skin it with a potato peeler.
2. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt.
3. Proceed to cut pony's skin with rusty knife until majority of flesh has cuts.
4. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt again.
5. Skin off another layer with potato peeler.
6. Acquire pastrami slicer (super thin meat slicer).
7. Slice off very thin portions of each limb until they are all nubs.
8. Cover pony in gasoline.
9.Light pony on fire.
10. Extinguish fire with lemon juice after three seconds, no more, no less.
11. Slowly stab pony with rusty knives, leaving the knives in the flesh.
12. Hang upside down for 666 minutes, giving only enough food and water to live.
13. Place pony in large nest of very angry, huge wasps, leave pony there until dead.
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This is a beut
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I think I win
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Lel you might've jinxed yourself.
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He did
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Bump for later
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Give this man a cookie!
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Wow. You need to teach me the art of pony killing.
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I teach a class a semester class called "The Most Disguisting, Violent, and Entertaining Ways to Murder a Pony". You should sign up, it's very educational, and I like to think that's it's a fun class.
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You sick bastard
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I try
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Wouldn't it be dead by then?
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After the 13th step, it will be dead or your money back.
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It'd be dead after step 1
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Only if you do it wrong
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[quote]1. Slowly skin it with a potato peeler. 2. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt. 3. Proceed to cut pony's skin with rusty knife until majority of flesh has cuts. 4. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt again. 5. Skin off another layer with potato peeler. 6. Acquire pastrami slicer (super thin meat slicer). 7. Slice off very thin portions of each limb until they are all nubs. 8. Cover pony in gasoline. 9.Light pony on fire. 10. Extinguish fire with lemon juice after three seconds, no more, no less. 11. Slowly stab pony with rusty knives, leaving the knives in the flesh. 12. Hang upside down for 666 minutes, giving only enough food and water to live. 13. Place pony in large nest of very angry, huge wasps, leave pony there until dead.[/quote]
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Dude. WHAT THE -blam!-ING HELL MAN?! THATS BORDERLINE SERIAL KILLER.
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*shrugs*
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[quote]*shrugs*[/quote]
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That's manliness.
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[quote]That's manliness.[/quote]