Mine would be a scout rifle, except it doesn't fire bullets. The first pull of the trigger expels a coherent story. Second pull creates dedicated servers for the game to run on. Third KILLS THE GODDAMN CRYPTARCH. It continues on in this fashion. Empty the clip.
English
-
The fourth shot blows up bungie headquarters. The fifth dismembers all Activision CEO'S The sixth blows up every copy of destiny created. And the seventh allows you to sleep at night knowing this abomination has come to an end.