I was wondering if there was anything going to happen on April fools day like lots of other games?!
Any ideas?
Edit 1 - These ideas are awesome! Keep it coming, it would be hilarious if DeeJ saw this!
Edit 2 - It's awesome you guys are still coming up with ideas over a week later! Thanks!
Edit 3 - Thanks for the great ideas! Even though I was spammed with notifications it was enjoyable to read them all.
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Loot cave opens back up for the day and drops exotics and raid gear for every kill... Nobody would know until Bungie posts a clip of it the next day.
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1 ReplyCrota's name in the raid should be temporarily replaced with "scrota, son of oryx"
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1 Replyyou have a thrall in your postmaster
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Xur sells the gjhallahorn but when you buy it all you get is a bucket for your tears, looks just like this \_/
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If Xur sold the Gjallarhorn but it had 1 damage.
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it's going to show gjallarhorn in xurs inventory, but alas, when you buy it, you will be given a no land beyond.
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All of the venders will be selling nlb c;
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Gjallarhorn will be available through Xur. When you go to buy it, it gives you NLB.
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You'll find a Gjallarhorn in your inventory and when you equip it, it turns out to be a Despot SA/5.
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2 RepliesXur should be in a spot that you can't get to.
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1 ReplyWe will probably get a free ascendant shard But it will be three days after April fools day because the bungie employees were taking a holiday
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1 ReplyXur will sell gjallarhorn but when you click to buy the confirmation bar fills up but then nothing happens.
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Or have xur dressed as the Predator. Lol
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7 RepliesWhen you land on Mars, there are 7349 Oiled Up, Nude Cabal ready to rumble. #SuperCereal
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2 RepliesOmnigul follows you around everywhere,nagging about how you never want to spend time with her family.
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1 ReplyPre-Patch Cryptarch for 24 hours.
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I'm hoping for all no land beyonds and maybe one or two dragons breath because it's the best exotic in game hands down. I'm really hoping to god he sells primary ammo synthesis because I'm in deep need.
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All of out guns are replaced with the kovastov *however you spell it* but the guns in each class will have the Same stats as they did before just With the kovastov skin ! It would only last for a day though.
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Man, I hope the promised update is no April Fools...
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Zür sells "Gjallarhorn" but it is actually No Land Beyond
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Cryptarch only decrypts engrams to white rarity. (Including Legendary and Exotic)
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Killed every time you pronounce "Gjallarhorn" wrong.
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1 ReplyThe release date of HoW will be April 1st and the forums are gonna blow up over how its fake
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1 ReplyAll engram drops are Purple. Still decodes into useless greens and blues. Cryptard's inventory is full of various exotic engrams, including some for weapons. All decode into green-quality class items. Xur's inventory is nothing but white engrams. Take a chance, and buy some if you want, but they all turn out to be NLB. Dungeon bosses switch places for the week; Omnigul shows up in Devil's Lair, Rockets McDickface shows up in Winter's Run, etc, etc. Husk, Eidolon Ally, and Necrochasm all replenish enemy health with each shot. All rockets with any kind of tracking systems will turn around and seek out the person who fired them, and will aggressively chase you down if you try and run. Even if you make it to orbit and fly to the tower, shortly after you land the rockets will come screaming down from space and blow you up.
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2 RepliesXur comes to the tower that day selling gally but when you try to buy it it's out of stock.
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When you select a character, in orbit there will be a message, "Xur!" and show his inventory. The weapon being the Gjallarhorn. Joke is, April 1st is a Wednesday.