The Ballad of Jade Laney

[quote]"Back before I was a Guardian, growing up, I always wanted to be a female boxer, or a rapper. I made a ballad of myself on my Twelfth Birthday. But of course, Jacob had to ruin it. Well, that's what I thought then." [/quote] My name is, What? My name is, Who? My name is-- Rick-a, Rick-a, Jade Laney. "Jade, I know you're trying to upstage everyone-- not that you're doing a bad job because you ALWAYS upstage me-- but seriously, you're ripping off Eminem. Stop it." Shut up, Jacob. This is my moment! My birthday!" "Your moment? You always have the spotlight. Besides, it's my birthday too." "He's right, Jade. Let your brother do something for once. He's turning twelve, too." Mom? Really? Jacob put your tounge back in your mouth. "I'll be nice on the song. But I need your beat-boxing skills." [quote]"When Jacob started rapping, it didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would be. Honestly, looking back on it, I should've expected it. If there's one thing we're both good at, it's dropping sick rhymes."[/quote] "Being a twin. Is always fun. It's been good, since before we turned one." "It's me and my sister, yeah we're the greatest. Together forever, no need to pay us. Jade, take it away!" We're the Laney Twins! Brains and brawn! So much creativity that we made this song. Jade and Jacob, Laney got their stride back. I rule the ring, while he rules the track! "And now." We're twelve. "The best," In this realm. [quote]"That's where it ended. The greatest 20 seconds in our lives. That's what made our twelfth birthday so awesome. Everyone, even Aunt Ruby, who was listening to [u]Red Like Roses[/u] while we blew out our candles, applauded at the end. Best part is, Dad got it on camera. Recently, Knuckles and I uncovered the file. It was quite an eye-opener, to remember how cool we used to be, Jacob and me." [/quote]