(Re)awakening

He glanced to his co-stars. “You guys ready?” Johansson stared at him, deadpan. “You know I’m going to have to sit this one out.” He turned around, sighing. “Mel?” Mel glanced at Johansson before shaking his head. “I’m not going without him.” “Then you’re gonna be here for a while,” Johansson replied. A woman rushed around the corner, looking stressed out of her mind. “You guys are on in-” She stopped, staring at him in furious disbelief. “Are you even ready yet?!” “Just having a bit of boy banter,” he winked. “You’re not even dressed!” she raged. “Wardrobe, now! Then hair! [i]MAKE UP, JOHN![/i] Wait, sorry, got the w upside-down. [i][b]WAKE UP, JOHN![/i][/b]” His eyes flew open. “Chef!” she cried. He shoved the door open and drifted forwards, nearly crashing into her pedestal as the lack of gravity took him by surprise. An explosion burned his vision to the right and he raised a hand to shield himself. Cortredhanded stared at him, and he pulled her chip from the stand, kicking off away from the collapsing, crushing structure. “Wheeee! Zero-G!” He burst forward, his thruster pack helping him through the low gravity. “Wait, I have a jet pack now? What is this, Reach 2.0?!” He snatched what looked like a grenade out of the air and waitwat pulled the trigger and blew up a door with the projectile? He stared up at the gargantuan light beaming above him, a hole opening into an impossibly large sphere. “What is that?” “I have no idea,” Cort replied. “But I’ll guess we’ll find out in Hola 4 February 2013 Yeah, then.”