This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics.
Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it.
In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition.
[b]Iron Banner[/b]
Lord Saladin just doesn't get a break does he? Or maybe he does and he decides to spend his vacations with you guardians. That's right, the iron banner is back by popular demand. New friendships will blossom, others will blossom even more. I have my warlock ready to go and should I encounter you on the battlefield, remember the crucible is no place for mercy. But Saladin will be merciful with plenty of loot and rewards. Should you be lucky enough to participate in this engrossing event, you may find yourself with a big tidy souvenir yourself from Saladin's own stashes. It's time to let those 32s flourish! Show the others how hard you have been working but remember, power is not all you need to be a successful iron banner champion. Teamwork is just as imperative, if not more important than going solo. So grab a friend or 5 and don't miss out on Lord Saladin's goodies! Jib jub bappity flap!
-Dee[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/84825823/0/0]J[/url]
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Teach me how to Troll like you master.
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Me? Back by popular demand? No no noooo Long face, it's actually this: I'm back because of the entertainment of watching Guardians kill themselves as I laugh wildly with the Queen and the Cryptarch!
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let's bang.
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Hey Longface. Why are you here and not in Offtopic?
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So it's confirmed, Longface = DeeJ all a long
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Hey guys. This isnt meant to be annoying but if u want check out our channel. We have to uploads of destiny which is our main focus. We will however also record alot of other games and the six of us are working of a gta and destiny montage atm.
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Just send these forum links to DeeJ's Twitter, @DeeJ_BNG as i do. Also add @Bungie, @BungieHelp ;)
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I say we make you the community shaman long face. Nothing but magic in every post...
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Just bring a light level 36 Iron Regalia Chest Piece next time.
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Honestly couldn't tell the difference between one of Deej's posts and this.
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if it wasn't for the #satire, I probably wouldn't notice the difference between this and the real DeeJ.
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lmaooo wild on point
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If/when next IB happens, I hope there is only Light 36 gear on offer, or at least that if they only have 1, than it is the Chest or Helmet. That is all I continue to be missing to get to 32 (despite having beaten Crota End plenty of times).
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Wow I actually got excited and then saw the #satire. Hopes and dreams crushed
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Looks like the update came early this week
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Expertly done! The tone, nuances & propensity to be forever vague about the topics we all want answers too... I do hope this weeks update paraphrases this in some form... The comparison would be hilarious!
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I just want to say Longface may take some time to get used to, but this kind of brilliance is hilarious.
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Bungie = dead to me
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I just noticed that the "The update we'll never see-" topic (Which had over 1000 upvotes and was easy to find!) has vanished. So, I went to my recent comments and got this message - "This thread is unavailable. You have muted the author or reported this topic." Are you -blam!-ing serious?? Bungie are you censoring stuff now? What a load of horse crap is that?
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Edited by Tesshu_Yamaoka: 1/27/2015 5:23:47 PMSatire :-)
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much better response considering your brown nosing the -blam!- out of him now since he acknowledged you couple weeks ago.
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Again this -blam!-ing iron banner, c'mon Guys. Get another event allready
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Edited by Capt Explodabob: 1/27/2015 4:35:12 PMHe he. J
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1 trillion? Supposing 10 million players, that would mean an average on 100.000 times per player. Considering it takes lets say 30 minutes to clear CE, it ends up to [b]an un-interrupted playing time of 5,7 YEARS [/b]
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So who is this? Longface or deej because this sounds like deej but Longface uses #satire and has the name and emblem.