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DeeJ's response (an update we may get.)

This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics. Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it. In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition. [b]Iron Banner[/b] Lord Saladin just doesn't get a break does he? Or maybe he does and he decides to spend his vacations with you guardians. That's right, the iron banner is back by popular demand. New friendships will blossom, others will blossom even more. I have my warlock ready to go and should I encounter you on the battlefield, remember the crucible is no place for mercy. But Saladin will be merciful with plenty of loot and rewards. Should you be lucky enough to participate in this engrossing event, you may find yourself with a big tidy souvenir yourself from Saladin's own stashes. It's time to let those 32s flourish! Show the others how hard you have been working but remember, power is not all you need to be a successful iron banner champion. Teamwork is just as imperative, if not more important than going solo. So grab a friend or 5 and don't miss out on Lord Saladin's goodies! Jib jub bappity flap! -Dee[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/84825823/0/0]J[/url]

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  • Bloody post got my hopes up.

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  • haha, Bungie sack DeeJ, Long Face here can do his job (?) better

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    • judging by the quality of the prose it looks like Deej has allowed his Chihuahua to take over the laptop again.

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    • So many words but you said nothing - typical PR man :D

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    • I feel inspired to keep playing, at least to the next expansion. Thamkoo deeg!!

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    • You nailed his superfluous, unfunny verbosity and tied in the presumptuous, know-it-all touch from Bungie we've all learned to despise and curse. Well done.

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    • Didnt read tags and knew it wasnt deej, he was to possotive and carring. The real deej dont give no -blam!-s. Saw the satire tag after though and was like, gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8. But seriously, this is like deej representing bungie if they werent a bunch of retards who cause more bugs than they fix.

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    • I wonder how close you are to how his update this week will sound. I feel for that guy, he carries the weight of our frustrations, and Activisions leash at the same time.

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    • -blam!- the iron banner, give me queens guard or something

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      • Thats some good DeeJ right there lol

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      • Edited by Glyfik: 1/27/2015 7:22:11 AM
        i know right logical fallacies, statistics, fancy wording, brown nosing, lies, typical deej stuff

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      • [quote] Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! [/quote] You had me at "This week at Bungie" but yeah... good laugh ;) [spoiler]Breaking news, a bagillion players have killed Dreg the Keg, in the same spot, in the same week! WooHOO! As Space Dandy would put it, "It's all about those numbers, baby!."[/spoiler]

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      • Well look who decided to come out of the Captain's cave.

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      • You need to find a life outside of this forum.

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        • You again? I thought you left. You should have left and stayed away.

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        • Vote Longface for community manager

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          I actually can't tell if this is a troll or if Bungie is actually giving us this.

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        • Pfft to hell with destiny, this game and it's developers are utter garbage, this game NEEDED a great many things and got virtually nothing of worth. I quit playing about 2 weeks after CE and I couldn't be happier for it, just popped in here to see if there was anything worth while and to my surprise. ......There wasn't. [spoiler]if it lasts that long, I'll get back on and be back on par with the people who stuck around for 10 years[/spoiler]

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          • [quote]NEW AND EXCITING CHANGES LOL[/quote] -blam!-

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          • Simple idea people can't understand DeeJ is an idiot

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          • The funny part is that even if you're joking, you kind of summed up Bungie's position, as even if they were listening, alot of what the game needs fixed or overhauled cannot be done ina single patch, and with DLC being worked on alll the time and testing, there is little time to fix these flaws. Remember that most of D3 changed in it's expansion.

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            • This is the final straw I'm dismantling all of my exotics and then deleting all of my characters I guess I could fist myself with acendent shards after that.

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              • Rofl!

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              • More like. We gave you Icebreaker what more could you want? I'm going on vacation...

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              • All i have to say is if you look at the bottom of the box of chocolates you can see what's in the box. Also looking at the chocolate you can tell what you get based on the shape.

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